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The Red Baron · Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Posts: 183

...and so on, I just thought this forum needed a little variety. I am getting bloody bored with all this american bullshirt.........
Australia and most of all who sail in her are (with the exception of the LapDog and his cronies) are the best, toughest, fairest, honestest and funniest people in the world.

PS....also be sure to get the name of my country right!!

biffinbridge · Joined: 05 May 2003 Posts: 701 Location: Frank's Wild Years

But they make pish beer.

The Red Baron · Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Posts: 183

Biffinbridge, you are uncultured, without taste, and definitely a heathen!
Not only that, you are obviously one of those members of "the great unwashed" who secretly envious us.

Hondo 2.0 · Joined: 05 Aug 2004 Posts: 69 Location: Canada

"Envious" isn't a verb.

The Red Baron · Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Posts: 183

comenius · Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 1:43 pm Post subject:

I've always wanted to visit Austria. I hear the Alps are just amazing! Shocked

The Red Baron · Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Posts: 183

You need new glasses!

Hondo 2.0 · Joined: 05 Aug 2004 Posts: 69 Location: Canada

I've always wanted to visit both countries.

extoere · Joined: 23 Feb 2004 Posts: 543

Red Baron: Are you the ones with Maoris or Nonoriginals?

cheers,
extoere

jpvanderwerf2001 · Joined: 02 Oct 2003 Posts: 1117 Location: New York

Australia's gone unchecked for too long, wreaking havoc throughout the world. I know it's not Australians, but their darn president, um, er...what's his/her name?

Communist Smurf · Joined: 24 Jun 2003 Posts: 330 Location: San Francisco

I have, on a number of occasions, spoken with Australian diplomats. They are always the quickest ones to say that Australia plays an insignificant role in the international community. I don't believe this to be true myself, but I think the situation is akin to how not-so-fat girls are always the first to say they're fat so that no one else can say it first (even though no one wants to say it to begin with).

I like it how they always have varying comebacks to the "isn't Australian that small island off the coast of New Zealand?" joke.

I hope none of the Australians took this post the wrong way. I actually think Aussies are the best people to throw a party and are some of the easiest people to get along with.

CS

JosephP · Joined: 13 May 2003 Posts: 445

I quite like the TV show Kath and Kim. "Look at moiye...look at moiye." Home and Away and Neighbours are rubbish.
Steve Irwin is one of a kind, thank goodness for that. I like the way Aussies curse.
But, goddamn those horrible flies.

The Red Baron · Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Posts: 183

Arlis · Joined: 14 Jul 2004 Posts: 24 Location: Qingdao, China

The little dog barks a lot behind his fence.

I hope someone would squish him soon.

[Reference to the PM btw: Didn't realize you had Snoopy as your avatar until after the fact.]

The Red Baron · Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Posts: 183

Like all little lap dogs, he barks and snarls when safe in the masters arms, but put him on the ground, by himself, and he keeps his mouth very shut.
Snoopy is not a lapdog!!