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spank



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:16 am    Post subject: Attn Ludwig Reply with quote

Ludwig, could you send me an e-mail so I can write to you privately. All will be explained...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 11:00 am    Post subject: Spank seeking Ludwig. Spank seeking Ludwig. Come in please.. Reply with quote

So a spank is looking for ludders. And all this time I'd assumed that dear old ludders was looking for a spank...
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Ludwig



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 1:43 am    Post subject: Re: Attn Ludwig Reply with quote

spank wrote:
Ludwig, could you send me an e-mail so I can write to you privately. All will be explained...

When requesting to join the forum you would have had to complete and return an email. Since this is your first post, did you - out of interest - when asked for your reasons for wanting to join, write 'I want to contact Ludwig'?

Go and do your "all will be explained" elsewhere, cretin, I am busy � too busy for the likes of you and your kind.

BTW, nice IP locator! (Shame it did not work, however. You should, perhaps, learn more about roaming IPs)
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subwoofer



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's after your bees, Luds!!

Tell him nothing!


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spank



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

subwoofer-she

ludwig-My kind! I'm a journalist for an English Language publication and I was looking to speak to a highly accomplished and informative member of the EL community in your area. I have read your previous posts so was fully prepared for your reply. All apologies for wasting your time.

forum-If anyone would like to contact me who fits the aforementioned requirements please do.
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Ludwig



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A "journalist for an English Language publication" are you? My advice would be to learn to write in a fashion less akin to a drunk spider losing his step on the keyboard (before you get found out).

I will, of course, take your laughable "highly accomplished and informative member of the EL community" comment with a grain of salt; though good luck to anyone else who fits the bill. The high element may well be accurate though as it is a Friday night - though I do not know if that is an 'accomplishment'.

Next time waste my time via a PM, loser.
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once again



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Luddy wrote:

Get a life (once again), 'once again'. Ain't you got a gnome to go to? (No! You're a gnomad.)

After that comment maybe everyone will, and should, see you for what you really are.

I pity you.
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Ludwig



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh dear! Do you not like the music of Bowie?

You are certainly glad to (try to) dish it out, but you do not like getting it back, do you, sad man?
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spank



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now you're just being ridiculous. I'm the last person who needs advice from you. Don't be so disrespectful to those with a superior intellect It seemed to me that you're always eager to prove to others that you are somewhat of an authority on EL. I merely wanted to give you the opportunity to prove this but clearly you are worried that you're knowledge is not of the calibre that I require and that this will be highlighted. I have apologised to you for wasting your time, now stop wasting mine.
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lagerlout2006



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Spank you" who would fall for this ploy? Yeh I know I'm not in HK but all my Chinese toys have broken and I'm super-bored. So I'm bored enough to start perusing the HK forum. Wink WORK CD PLAYER WORK!

Dont buy Chinese products ! (Except for computers!)
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subwoofer



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Luds, the fact that you mentioned that hideous song by Bowie proves that you're not a fan! 'Laughing Gnome' indeed.... That record should be taken out and shot.
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once again



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Luddwig, you have just given me the biggest laugh of the day. Thanks for that. You should go far.
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