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dmb



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 6:43 pm    Post subject: Jizz Reply with quote

Has anyone heard of this as an EFLology expression. Apparantly it's to do with an innate ability to teach. It's to do with things like smooth transitions between activities and everything just happening naturally.


Or was my mate just taking the pis.s?
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leeroy



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol - I'm surprised Dave's *beep* machine didn't pick you up on that.

No, I've never heard the word "jizz" used in that context - though I've heard it rumoured that it pops up on pornographic websites quite frequently Smile
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mesmerod



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jizz=spluge
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denise



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm. Put "western women" or "jizz" in your title, and watch it go!

Never heard of it as an EFL method.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uhhhh, could you use it in a sentence, please?
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dmb



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a great teacher. I've got so much jizz.
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dmb



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can I just point out that was an example. I do not claim to be a great teacher.
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Boy Wonder



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

True...but your ability to 'jizz' is undisputed!
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vre



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For those of you who are still in the dark


http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/j.htm

jizz Noun. Sperm. Abb. of jism.
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dmb



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

vre wrote:
For those of you who are still in the dark


http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/j.htm

jizz Noun. Sperm. Abb. of jism.


No. honestly I'm not making this up. I've spoken to other people who also attended a workshop last year in Istanbul. The focus of the workshop was Jizz!
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vre



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 7:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmb was the workshop on ornithology?


http://www.birdcare.com/bin/showdict?jizz

JIZZ
The overall impression which a bird gives an observer, enabling an experienced birdwatcher at least to suspect its identity, even if plumage details and other diagnostic features cannot be seen. Jizz consists of a combination of colour, size, shape and movement. The word was invented by the Cheshire ornithologist T. A. Coward.
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dmb



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 7:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

vre, that's where the term is borrowed from- the overall impression
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 8:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The last time I heard that expression was while watching 'Oz' (I think it was Vern Schillinger).
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biffinbridge



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 3:01 pm    Post subject: Jizz chants Reply with quote

Let's start a new thread about Jizz chants.
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