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The beer Prayer

 
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dmb



Joined: 12 Feb 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:43 am    Post subject: The beer Prayer Reply with quote

Our lager which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,(I will be drunk),
At home as in tavern.
Gıve us this day a foaming head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
for thine is the beer,
the bitter and the lager.
Forever and ever,
Barmen.
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Kent F. Kruhoeffer



Joined: 22 Jan 2003
Posts: 2129
Location: 中国

PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Amen brother DMB! Twisted Evil Laughing Mr. Green

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Roger



Joined: 19 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is ale on the house?
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lagerlout2006



Joined: 17 Sep 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm deeply offended. What's next?

Is nothing sacred? Question The Lord's smoke?
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Sweetsee



Joined: 11 Jun 2004
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jah, herbe is the healing of the nation. Smoke spliff in morning feel like steel all day long, ever-living, ever-loving one nation unite!
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Lanza-Armonia



Joined: 04 Jan 2004
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Location: London, UK. Soon to be in Hamburg, Germany

PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And I thought a sun-downer was morally wrong....
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Chris_Crossley



Joined: 26 Jun 2004
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Location: Still in the centre of Furnace City, PRC, after eight years!!!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 12:17 pm    Post subject: On the house or on the pavement! Reply with quote

Roger wrote:
Is ale on the house?


I'm not sure, but you can bet your bottom dollar (or pound or euro) that there'll be plenty of puke on the pavement afterwards.
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