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kid eh · Joined: 10 Mar 2005 Posts: 18 Location: Prague

Anyone heard of this program with Via Lingua? I noticed a thread on the Turkey board making fun of it, but not for any obvious reason (other than the thought of a course on a bus, or so it seemed). It looks cool to me, but what do I know?..

Deconstructor · Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Posts: 775 Location: Montreal

Just when I though TEFL couldn't fall any deeper in disrepute...

What's next?
Get your�
TEFL while taking a dump
TEFL while sleeping
TEFL while having sex
TEFL while picking your nose
TEFL while under general anaesthetic
TEFL while dead
TEFL while anything at any time.

Guy Courchesne · Joined: 10 Mar 2003 Posts: 9650 Location: Mexico City

Decon, you missed TEFL while in-the-pool-with-a swim-up-bar. Photo evidence over at http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/job/viewtopic.php?t=21678

kid eh · Joined: 10 Mar 2005 Posts: 18 Location: Prague

I don't really see why it's any different from any other course, except that you have breaks in between.

Granted, it does *sound* a little like the equivalent of Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, but it's not like TEFL is really up there with Medicine, is it?

EDIT: I say that with all respect, of course...

dyak · Joined: 25 Jun 2003 Posts: 630

If this bus is a rockin', don't come a teflin'!

It sounds like tefl has gone too far into the realms of absurdity; unless you get to learn how to drive a bus at the same time, providing a handy fall-back career with significantly better pay and prospects.

Would you tell your students you learnt to teach on a bus?

ls650 · Joined: 10 May 2003 Posts: 3484 Location: British Columbia

Deconstructor · Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Posts: 775 Location: Montreal

Exactly what does the Bus Certificate pronounce?

This Auto Bus Certificate was obtained with honours in only three bus stops. If the handwriting is not very legible it is because the bus was still moving at the time.

All passengers must graduate in nine bus stops or less.

Those who put some gas in the bus may be considered for graduation on the tenth stop.

Graduates must teach only in a bus. No other classroom will be accepted. Violators shall be punished by becoming Bus Certificate Instructors.

The Bus Certificate authorizes the teacher to run over those students who dare not to understand the teacher or show any sign of boredom.

The Bus is not responsible for any motion sickness, accidental death or proper teaching. In case of a bus accident some teaching knowledge may be gained.

Hereby is the signature of the bus driver and the ticket salesperson/instructor.
_______________________Mr. Sh*t For Brains, Ms. Pus*y Galore

Warning:
A. This Bus Certificate is not a license to drive a bus. It is not at all clear if it is a certificate to teach anything.
B. The Bus must not be used for transportation purposes.

billie · Joined: 22 Mar 2005 Posts: 19

first let me say - what do i know?

the trans-sahara bus route looked awesome to me though.

for all you jokers - you don't take the course on the bus. you spend four weeks in four different cities taking the four week course and you also visit different schools to get a feel for tefl in different countries. between the studying weeks you travel (yes, on the bus).

if you have the money for this type of course i think it would be an amazing experience for a travel lover before getting down to work.