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[Baba Alex]

Two Teflers walk into a bar,




- one says 'Any plans for this evening '
- 'nah'
- 'we'll have to play Hangman again then'

How many Teflers does it take 2 change a lightbulb ?

1 to find a student to screw it in, the other to screw the student

[dmb]

thank for that alex, i needed cheering up. I got a text this morning saying that the family cat died last night. 26 years old, not a bad innings

[justme]

I'm so sorry! Ours died a few years ago at 19. I held out all day when I got the news, but after some wine in the evening I broke down and cried like a little girl. It was embarrassing but I don't care because he was a great cat. What was yours named?

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[dmb]

hector. my sister named it when she was 6 years old. crap name for a cat i know. btw what happened to baba's dog's name

[Baba Alex]

A TEFLer, a tree surgeon, and a judge walk into a bar...

The judge says 'My job is stressfull because of the difficult decisions I have to make all day. I trained for this for 5 years then had to work my way up after a further 15, so I deserve a double whisky'

The tree surgeon says 'My job is stressfull because of the danger, I trained for this job over 6 months, but only after 5 years can I say I really no the job, so I deserve a double brandy.

Then they say to the TEFLer 'Why do you desevre your drink ? '

HE says 'I studied for 20 years, and have 15 years experience, I speak 20 languages fluently so I deserve this vodka'

When the Tefler goes to the toilet the jusge turns to the tree surgeon and says 'Did you believe all that stuff' the tree surgeon says 'Ofcourse not, but between the 3 of us he's the only one who can work with criminals and dead wood at the same time'

[justme]

Ours was Clyde, named by my brother around a similar age. The great thing about Clyde was about 2 years before he died, he was lingering at death's door, unable to eat or walk or do anything. Then I moved into my parents' house with my new cat, and he suddenly came back to life with the sole mission in life of killing my cat. He started to fail again after I went to Turkey and my cat ran away.

Cowpoke isn't such a good name for the dog. How about Seyfettin? Or Sosis?

[dmb]

sicak sosis?

[justme]

Dang, Baba! You're pretty good! No wonder you were in the newspaper and on the telly and everything like an international superstar, loved by millions!

How about Spit?


Shady man on dodgy corner: Pssst... Hey kid, you wanna make some money?

Wide-eyed TEFLer:...