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dmb



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 1:59 pm    Post subject: Bursa? Reply with quote

You know how your cep tells you where you are? Normally, at home, my phone tells me I am in Cihangir. Sometimes it says I am in Karakoy. I can accept this as Karakoy is a stones throw away(admitably you'd have the throw the stone a long way) But I just looked at my phone and it tells me I am in Bursa. How can this be?
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whynotme



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

too much beer man. i think u went to Bursa for Iskender after 6 bottles of Efes.Smile
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crumpy



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe you've had a few drinks & you're somewhere close to Maslak ... and it's actually writing 'Borsa' ... only a suggestion :-))
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dmb



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Honestly, I posted just after lunch(late), in my apt. and no beer involved. It definitely said Bursa
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nrgstar2000



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

System error ? Smile

Easy...
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dmb



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phew. A bit like when you get the the critical error message here on Dave's when all you did was press 'enter'
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nrgstar2000



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:55 pm    Post subject: Go figure :)) Reply with quote

It's an easter egg Razz
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dmb



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Go figure :)) Reply with quote

nrgstar2000 wrote:
It's an easter egg Razz
I haven't had that message.

btw Jesus was on the cross being crucified.(Easter connection) Of course all were sad. Peter was at the base of the cross, obviosly sad.
Jesus cries out 'Peter, Peter."

Expecting a message from God, Peter gets excited.
'Yes my lord'
Jesus responds.
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'I can see your house from here'



ok. I'm off to bed now.
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nrgstar2000



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, dmb, did your gf tell you the gummi jesus/Smartie jesus jokes yet?
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dmb



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah it was her that started the Jesus jokes the other night. Dmb likes Yaramaz's jokes.
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd tell them here 'cept ya kinda need a lot of space to move around (esp gummi jesus) and a visible body (my avatar just wont cut it).
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dmb



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's a similar joke Yaramaz that needs movement. It's about Jesus and otuz bir- use your imagination Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know you shouldnt unleash the wilds of my subconscious like that, dmb!
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