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[Shaman]

Actual newspaper headlines.

1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

3. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

4. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

5. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

6. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

7. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

8. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

9. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

10. Miners Refuse to Work After Death

11. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

12. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

13. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

14. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

15. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

16. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

17. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

18. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space

19. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

20. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

21. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead



Shaman

[guest of Japan]

That was hysterical!

OK, this seems like the perfect place to add a GW quote I got the other day from the BBC website.

"This nation acted to a threat from the dictator of Iraq. Now there are some who would like to rewrite history; revisionist historians is what I like to call them."

[tjpnz2000]

From the Japan times of a while back

`Parkistan keeps up crack down`

Love it!

[Mike_2003]

I had a chuckle when I checked the BBC ceefax service. I think a couple of program titles had become scrambled and apparently at 5.30pm you can watch "Delia Smith's Cooking with Dolphins."