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dmb
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 Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:05 am Post subject: Taliban tv |
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This sounds better than BBC prime.
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>Taliban TV
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>06.00 G-Had TV. Followed by morning prayers
>08.30 Talitubbies. Talitubbies say �Al-ah�. Dipsy and Tinky-Winky repair a Stinger misslile launcher.
>09.00 Shouts of Praise. More prayers.
>11.00 Jihad�s Army. The Kandahar-on-Sea battalion repulse another attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist-backed infidels.
>12.00 Ready, Steady, Jihad! Celebrities make lethal devices out of everyday objects.
>12.30 Panoramadan. This week�s programme reports on America�s attempts to take over the world.
>13.30 Xena: Modestly Dressed Housewife. Xena stays at home and does some cooking.
>14.00 Only Fools and Camels. Dhal-boy offloads some Chinese rocket launchers to Hamas.
>14.30 Green Peter. The total of Kalashnikovs bought by the milk bottle top appeal is revealed.
>15.00 Madrasah Challenge. Two more Islamic colleges meet. Bambah Kaskhain asks the questions. �Starter for ten, no praying.�
>15.30 629: That Was The Year That Was. A look back at the events of the year, including the Prophet�s entry into Mecca and the destruction of pagan idols.
>16.00 Question Time. Members of the public face questions from political and religious leaders.
>17.00 Koranation Street. Deirdrie faces execution by public stoning for adultery.
>17.30 Middle-East Enders. The entire cast is jailed for unislamic behaviour.
>18.00 Holiday. The team go on pilgrimage to Mecca. Again.
>18.30 Top of the Prophets. Will the Koran be No.1 for the 63,728th week running?
>19.00 Who wants to be a Mujahadin? Mahmoud Tarran asks the questions. Will contestants phone a mullah, go �inshallah�, or ask the Islamic Council?
>20.00 FILM: Shariah�s Angel�s. The three burkha-clad sleuths go undercover to expose an evil scheme to educate women.
>21.30 Big Brother. Who will be taken out of the house this week and executed?
>22.00 Sects in the City. Social Intercourse among fanatics.
>22.30 Shahs in their Eyes. More hopefuls imitate famous destroyers of the infidel.
>23.30 They think it�s Allah over. Popular quiz culminating in the �don�t feel the Mullah� round.
>00.00 When Immams Attack! Amusing footage secretly shot in mosques. The filmers were also secretly shot.
>00.30 The West Bank Show. Arts programme looking at anti-Israeli graffiti art in the Occupied Territories.
>01.30 Bhuffi the Infidel Slayer. Repeat.
>02.00 Book at Bedtime. The Koran. Again |
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scot47
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| Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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| IMAGES ! Vile blasphemer ! |
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howmucharefags
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| Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Brilliant mate |
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Sheikh Inal Ovar
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| Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:09 am Post subject: |
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What days are the DIY and Fashion shows on?
DIY: Keeping Your Head - Swap your bomber jacket for a car bomb
Fashion TV: Bomber Jackets - Creating an impression (Be a hit) |
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Golightly
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Location: in the bar, next to the raki
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| Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:34 am Post subject: |
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Location, Location, Location: Where to set your bomb off.
At home with the Osamas: amusing fly-on-the-wall documentary following those lovable and crazy Bin Ladens. This week, Ozzie Bin Laden gets worked up: "Al-Sharon! There's fookin' infidels on the lawn again!" |
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Sheikh Inal Ovar
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Location: Melo Drama School
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| In a recent show on BBC World, there was a young Iranian who longed for a "Mullah Lite" ... |
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SP
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| Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:48 am Post subject: |
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Thank you all
Made my day |
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