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tekirdag



Joined: 13 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:09 am    Post subject: Yeah, very punny... Reply with quote

From another thread-

That's a load of b�reks.

b�rekfast

anti-simitism


From me-
Ayran because it was raining.

(I know. Groooaan!)
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tekirdag



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ŞARAP!! I don't want to listen to you anymore! Just şarap, will you?!
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mongrelcat



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i found a new man
and i'm madly in love
emlak a woman possessed
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Golightly



Joined: 08 Feb 2005
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Location: in the bar, next to the raki

PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

could always be the other way round of course....
all newbies! Impress your new Turkish friends and colleagues with the following words and phrases:

Benny Sick Tin Me?
Ann in ee Sick Tim.
Arm in a coyer jam (ok, that's a bit laboured)
Pitch Sin (or Peach Sin: try both until you get the desired response)
Sick Tear (as in crying),Git!
Ark am Dan sicky bill ear me sin?

Mwaahh-Hah-ha-ha-ha-haaaa! Twisted Evil
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dmb



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Arm in a coyer jam (ok, that's a bit laboured)
This one doesn't work with a Scottish accent.
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tekirdag



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, Golightly, I can hear all the old ladies of Turkey tsk tsking and having heart attacks.
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Golightly



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

let's hope they don't get all sick. or feel pushed. If they do, I'll extend my arm and give them each a peach. Twisted Evil
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dmb



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

^Hi I'm a newbie and don't understand. Care to explain?
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Golightly



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

explaining would just ruin all the fun. Wink
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Golightly



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dershane one know where I can find a reputable language school round here? Rolling Eyes
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dmb



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^and I thought my jokes were bad.(ok, so they are) 10/10 for effort though. Very Happy
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Golightly



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ciplak = an absence of fried potatoes with your fish?





I'll get me coat.
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tekirdag



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Said the government's revenue official...

"Taksim some more! That Bill Gates isn't paying enough!"
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dmb



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So 81 is better than 31.
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Sheikh Inal Ovar



Joined: 04 Dec 2005
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What dread !! Curly Bottom DNA

[Ne korkunc .. kirli botum diyene]

OR

Pop'em eh back-unah da-yak

[popoma bakana dayak]

The second, of course, said by an Italian referring to some provisions she wants loading back onto her yak while trekking in Tibet.


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