khmerhit
Joined: 31 May 2003
Posts: 1874
Location: Reverse Culture Shock Unit
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 Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:31 am Post subject: amusing ad |
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The call goes out again to the brave few socio-linguistic explorers that dare cross that remittance line (Mark Twain and Jimmy Buffet fans will get that reference) and bring the light of knowledge to those with irregular electric power.
Take up the chair leg of truth (Warner Ellis fans will get that one) and wield it proudly to slay the chimera of poor pronunciation, bad grammar and wonky writing.
Fear not for you shall be recompensed with a roof over your head (the same one since last time), an envelope of green paper, and of course the opportunity to grossly exaggerate about your exploits when you write to your friends back home.
Feel up to the task?
Have a degree? (because we know that that B.A. in English is a ticket to the big time)
Have a year to kill?
Have the intestinal fortitude to put your life on the line everyday fighting to defend a small border town from inter-galactic invaders? (well maybe not so much this last one)
Answer to the following question:
If you were to face the chimera with the chair leg of truth, who would you be?�
Send the answer and your resume to:
Brandon Reece, spiritual philosopher of the revolution of ambient consciousness (recently demoted from chief bottle washer).
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    -----Yo!! I could work for this chap. What about you Denise? Is he in your nayborhood, sister? |
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