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Friday silliness thread. (Off-topic; World Cup related)

 
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JimDunlop2



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:15 am    Post subject: Friday silliness thread. (Off-topic; World Cup related) Reply with quote

Complete the following sentence:

If I were a football player (soccer player) who just won the World Cup, I'd __________________________________________ .


Keeping in mind your average superstar brings in a pretty decent salary... There's probably many ways to complete the sentence. Here are some figures I dug up.

Ronaldo/ Brazil
9.2 million Dollars Per Year
Able to buy 41 (Ferrari)
Able to buy 230 Cartier Watches
Able to buy 92,000 good soccer jerseys

Beckham David/ England
6 Million Dollars Per Year
Able to buy 26 (Ferrari)
Able to buy 150 Cartier Watches
Able to buy60,000 good soccer jerseys

Park Ji-Seung/ Korea/ Kyoto Purple Sanga (JPN)
1.4 Million Dollars Per Year
Able to buy 6 (Ferrari)
Able to buy 35 Cartier Watches
Able to buy14,000 good soccer jerseys

Zidane Zinedine/ France/ Real Madrid (ESP)
5.4 Million Dollars Per Year
Able to buy 24 (Ferrari)
Able to buy 135 Cartier Watches
Able to buy54,000 good soccer jerseys
Able to eat 540,000 times

Raul/ Spain
5.8 Million Dollars Per Year
Able to buy 25 (Ferrari)
Able to buy 145 Cartier Watches
Able to buy58,000 good soccer jerseys

Owen Michael/ England
6.1 Million Dollars Per Year
Able to buy 27 (Ferrari)
Able to buy 152 Cartier Watches
Able to buy 61,000 good soccer jerseys


As usual, I'lll kick us off! (hehehe.. Kick off? get it?)


If I were a football player (soccer player) who just won the World Cup, I'd buy new Jim Dunlop soccer jerseys for me and all my closest friends, rent Liechtenstein for the weekend (yeah, no joke - I'd rent the whole country... http://news.myway.com/odd/article/id/50930%7Coddlyenough%7C02-09-2003::10:44%7Creuters.html ), and have a huge, week-long Bacchanalian bender, (togas required), bringing in all the beer from Czech Republic, all the wine from France, all the scotch from Scotland and all the food from Italy we could possible consume, before loading everyone on a private jet and flying us to Cuervonation (the Island owned by Jose Cuervo http://www.cuervonation.com/ ) for another full week of relaxation and recovery on the beach from the aforementioned debauchery.

(This is probably why the Good Lord felt it wise not to make me a professional soccer player).
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canuck



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I were a football player (soccer player) who just won the World Cup, I'd shag a lot and drink beer.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

www.aatokyo.org/
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sweetsee wrote:
www.aatokyo.org/

http://www.youreaguypretendingtobeagirlwithoutanythingusefultocontribute.com/
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