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trukesehammer



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:48 pm    Post subject: For Big Wally and Other Newbies Reply with quote



Greetings, fellow Word Warriors!

Y'know, the excellent questions asked by Big Wally and others about coming to Taiwan got me thinking. There are just so many nit-picky variables that I wish I would have considered before setting off. Soooooo, based upon my own personal experience, the following is a list of suggestions of things you might want to bring (or buy once you get here) --stuff very few people think about... until it's too late.

1) ASPIRIN. Before your flight, go directly to WAL-MART or its cool Canadian equivalent (whose name escapes me at the moment) and grab about four bottles. You know the giant bottles of generic stuff you can get for, like, 99 cents? Believe me, you'll be glad you did. Here in Taiwan, over-the-counter painkillers are outrageously expensive and all they seem to have is PANADOL. There are about 20 in a box and the damned things cost more than 100NT (about 3 bucks US).

2) AVON SKIN-SO-SOFT. If your skin is senstive to smog and other irritants and you are worried about mosquitoes, this is the time to stock up. Taiwan's mosquitoes are just like everywhere else in the world, but there are a couple of species that will make your life especially miserable, the Xiao Heiwen (little black flies) and the Day-Biters (small black mosquitoes with white stripes --they raise HUGE welts on your skin).

3) COLORFUL CANDY. If you have a sweet tooth like I do, you'll do well to run over to the bulk candies section of your local Cost-4-Less and fill up about 9 giant plastic bags full of as much as you can afford. The stuff is almost impossible to find here and when you do encounter it, you will pay through the nose!


And now for some other weird gripes and observations...

1)What in the world do the Taiwanese have against YELLOW PEACHES? Question Does anybody know where I can get yellow peaches in Taiwan? I am soooooo sick of eating the damned bitter white ones! Mad

2) Luckily, Taiwan has plenty of MOIST TOWELETTES available at most convenience stores or my favorite, WATSON'S (you can recognize the Watson's chain of drugstores by their LOUD turquoise blue coloring). Grab a giant economy size pack of these --about 10 in each pack. Then about every 30 minutes to an hour, take one out and wipe your face. Try not to get disgusted by the black soot.

3) Every once in a while, especially in notorious teen hangouts such as Xinmen Ding and the Taipei Railway Station, you're going to run across people handing out little bags of pocket tissue with advertising on them. Take as many as they'll give you because you're gonna need 'em. Most public restrooms in Taiwan are not equipped with toilet paper. Worse still, the damned toilets are those confounded squat-and-drop kind that I still haven't mastered using (without falling into or having my valuables fall into).



I HATE 'EM I HATE 'EM I HATE 'EM I HATE 'EM I HATE 'EM! Mad Mad Mad


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

this is very very useful, just the kind of info we need! Razz thanks.

regarding the toilet paper...why exactly aren't there any??
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Girl Scout



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you buy the asprin, get at least one bottle of the PM variety. You will need it.
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Pop Fly



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I believe Canadians call Wal-Mart erm....Wal-Mart.

But great advice. also, bring bath towels. Very expensive here.

And privacy. Bring privacy. Privacy and clean water.
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DirtGuy



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 6:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A couple of packets of cold/flu medicine for day and night use would be helpful. The Taiwanese stuff is less than worthless IMHO. I only found one brand in every place I looked and even at triple the recommended dosage it did nothing for my cold symptoms.

Has anyone else experienced this?

As for the candy, I bring LOTS of leftover Halloween or Christmas or Easter chocolates depending on when I go. If you buy after the holidays, the stuff only costs a buck a pound or less. Makes great gifts and nothing like chocolate to make one feel good all over.

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dangerousapple



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who said candy is cheaper back home? There are candy markets here where you can buy bags and bags of the stuff for next to nothing (as long as it isn't Chinese New Year). Only a sucker buys candy at a supermarket here.
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Cathy OB



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

trukesehammer
love your legs!
but seriously, if you're sick of bitter peaches, try the huge white ones they import from Korea; they're expensive, about NT$80, but really sweet and taste great (Hint: make sure the peaches are ripe before you eat them)

Another hint: familiarize yourself with the locations of all Mitsukoshis, Sogos, other large department stores, McDonalds, Mos Burgers and anywhere else that has western toilets and plan your routes accordingly.
When you have to use squats, don't be in a hurry. Think carefully about anything you may be carrying first; if you're wearing long pants, roll the bottoms up first; squat down and stand up slowly - works for me.
I've also noticed that there is rarely any toilet paper in public hospitals - very confusing if they ask you for a sample.

popfly
I can buy bath towels at the local supermarket for less than NT$100. Not designer labels, but they do the job. Considering you're only going to leave them behind when you leave, I wouldn't use up a lot of space in your suitcase to bring them here.

dirtguy
I've caught several rounds of colds/flu from the kids - it's hard to avoid. The first few times I went to the local clinic, and the doctor gave me some packets of different pills - they did the trick. After a while I decided taking all these pills wasn't good for my health anyway. If you can, just try plenty of rest, water, green tea, good diet, etc. (unless symptoms are serious, of course)
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Pop Fly



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cathy OB wrote:
popfly
I can buy bath towels at the local supermarket for less than NT$100. Not designer labels, but they do the job. Considering you're only going to leave them behind when you leave, I wouldn't use up a lot of space in your suitcase to bring them here.


Oh yes. I've bought those ones too. Like drying yourself with polar fleece. I now use them as bath mats.

Towels that "Do the job" are expensive. And as I sometimes take two to three showers a day or swim alot I go thru them quickly. Not a good idea to reuse a wet towel after it sits in this humidity either. Always good to have a freshie around.

But you are right. Bulky bulky bulky....

So...be prepared...
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trukesehammer



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:56 am    Post subject: For Big Wally an' Them... Reply with quote

AHA! I knew there were some important items I forgot. Thanks, guys! Smile

5) Don't forget the NY-QUIL! Yucky as the stuff is, you'll be glad you bought some before setting off on your Taiwanese adventure. Sure, once in a while you can find it in various high-end hotels that cater to foreigners but again, be prepared to pay more. Dirt Guy is right; most local cold medicines are pretty tame, especially that junk called "SiSi." Whenever my local friends catch particularly nasty colds and can't sleep, I force a bucket (errr, actually one of those itty-bitty dosage cups, although they feel like buckets) of Ny-Quil down their throats and *WHAM!* it hits 'em like a gravel truck and they're out for the night! Heh-heh! Cool

6) BATH TOWELS! Poppa Fly is right about these as well. I have a hard time convincing my Taiwanese friends that the locally-made varieties are next to useless; that is, until I have some of those big, fluffy, warm Martha Stewart ones shipped over. Then I encounter another problem: my friends keep taking them away! Sad

By the way, there really used to be an awesome Canadian version of WAL-MART several years ago, but maybe I'm just too old and it was before your time. Shocked

As for the CANDY, DA, if you can tell me where I can get some of the decent, cheap, western-style, colorful, rot-your-teeth-out variety, you'll be my hero for life. All I can find here are the low-quality immitations. Crying or Very sad You know, with inferior, skimped-out ingredients and not enough sugar.

--Oh, and one last thing:

7) Bring your own damned ELECTRIC SHAVERS plus plenty of replacement screens and blades. Resist the temptation to buy the ones here in Taiwan, which are really cool gadgets but there's one major problem. Whenever you need replacement blades or screens, the sales people will tell you "mei banfa" and try to sell you another one.

Yeah, I'm a slow learner! I've already got 6! Mad
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dangerousapple



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sorry, I don't actually eat candy myself, so I didn't know it was so crappy. But if you're in Kaohsiung, check out the candy market at the intersection of Chunghua and Chienkuo, but the railway underpass. Good god, that's a lot of candy.
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BigWally



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YES!!! Surprised

I'll be in K-Town (ooohhh...look at me using slang)!!!! And I LOVE CANDY!!!! Razz

I'm sure my students will love me now for sure, nothing like a little bribe from the "sweet tooth fairy" to start the day off right! HAHA!
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Pop Fly



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BigWally wrote:
YES!!! Surprised

I'll be in K-Town (ooohhh...look at me using slang)!!!! And I LOVE CANDY!!!! Razz

I'm sure my students will love me now for sure, nothing like a little bribe from the "sweet tooth fairy" to start the day off right! HAHA!


Somebody obviously hasn't experienced that unique brand of Taiwanese Dental Hygiene yet.
Twisted Evil
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kuberkat



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BW wrote:

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I'm sure my students will love me now for sure, nothing like a little bribe from the "sweet tooth fairy" to start the day off right! HAHA!


I humbly recommend you leave it for the end of class. Nothing derails the neurochemistry quite like sugar and colouring. And few things make you sail through a class quite like a bribe handed out at home-time. Wink
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BigWally



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kat,

That was more along the lines of what I meant Laughing I'd love to see ANY teacher, in ANY school, ANYwhere last 10 minutes after giving their kids candy 1st thing in the morning....

As my gf was telling me this past october, most teachers in the school she was working at just write-off the day after halloween because all the kids are just bouncing off the walls! Twisted Evil

cheers
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BigWally



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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:52 pm    Post subject: Re: For Big Wally an' Them... Reply with quote

trukesehammer wrote:

By the way, there really used to be an awesome Canadian version of WAL-MART several years ago, but maybe I'm just too old and it was before your time. Shocked


You must be thinking of ZELLERS, pretty much a Canadian version of Wal-Mart, although now we have Wal-Marts here, and just like in the US they are ruining small businesses, and putting stores like Zellers out of business. Oh well, thats globalization for you. Confused

Anyways, I wanted to ressurect this thread because I had a few other questions. With the typhoon season being in full effect right now (and assuming it still will be when I arrive), is there anything extra that I should pack that is good to have during these "extra wet & windy" times?

Ganbei! Surprised
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