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dmb
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
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Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
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Sheikh Inal Ovar
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| Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:17 pm Post subject: |
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| So this fella's Harem would more commonly be called a farm ... or if he likes the odd night or two on the wild side, a zoo ... |
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dmb
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| Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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| So this fella's Harem would more commonly be called a farm |
Do you think Mrs Tombe had a hen night? |
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Sheikh Inal Ovar
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| Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Every night's a hen night for one Mrs Tombe ... |
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Hector_Lector
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Judge - Mr Tombe How low can you stoop?
Mr Tombe - Lambs |
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Sheikh Inal Ovar
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Meanwhile, at the other extreme ...
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Dubai -
Car kissing couple kissing under investigation
The public prosecution is still questioning a 20-year-old national who was reportedly shot at after a civilian police patrol caught him kissing his fianc�e inside his car in April.
When the couple was spotted, the man reportedly started reversing his car.
An unidentified number of law enforcement officers reportedly opened fire on the suspect's car, and the man stopped his vehicle instantly.
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http://www.gulfnews.com/nation/Police_and_The_Courts/10069517.html
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A kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh.
Raise your hands to the sky
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