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dmb



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:28 am    Post subject: American uncyclopedia Reply with quote

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Babel:Simple/

It cracked me up.
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FGT



Joined: 14 Sep 2003
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Location: Turkey

PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Loved this bit from the Turkey page:

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The inbreeding of Tirks and Kurds have produced a sub-group known as the Turds, Turds are to be found almost everywhere in Turkey, especially in political and army circles which are currently awash with Turds of different colors.

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Sheikh Inal Ovar



Joined: 04 Dec 2005
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This sub-group of Turds giving rise to ... Turd inspectors ... Turd police ... Turd pundits ... Turd jockeys ... Turd historians ... and of course Turd burglars
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Otterman Ollie



Joined: 23 Feb 2004
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Location: South Western Turkey

PostPosted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow ,turd sniffers of the world unite theres a lot of it here !
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molly farquharson



Joined: 16 Jun 2004
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

so we really live in the Turd World. I knew it.
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FGT



Joined: 14 Sep 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you, Molly. I had another giggle!
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justme



Joined: 18 May 2004
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My dad suggested the Turdish minority leader should be Mr. Hankiye.
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Baba Alex



Joined: 17 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

justme wrote:
My dad suggested the Turdish minority leader should be Mr. Hankiye.


the christmas poo?

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justme



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He was born in Antalya, you know...
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

justme wrote:
He was born in Antalya, you know...


ofcourse he was, along with Bob Dylan and Elvis
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