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jamessmart50



Joined: 14 Nov 2005
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Location: Istanbul, Turkey

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:26 pm    Post subject: cutting edge Reply with quote

Does anybody know where I might be able to buy the CD's that go with the Cutting Edge series? Levels 1-5 plus CD's for workbooks.

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(apologies for boringness of post)
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lovelace



Joined: 26 Jul 2006
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's a big arcade in Kadık�y that sells some original books and some really good copies, and might have the CDs. Otherwise there's a Longmans dealer in Kad too, but they are brand new originals so you're looking at well over 50ytl for each book and CD I think.
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dmb



Joined: 12 Feb 2003
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The bookshop in Besiktas opposite the naval museum has all CE stuff.
Alternatively give Ozcan a ring at Longman. His office(Longman) is in Bakirkoy.

EDIT I couldn't remember the name of the bookshop. But after two cups of espresso I have remembered. Kabalci
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furiousmilksheikali



Joined: 31 Jul 2006
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Location: In a coffee shop, splitting a 30,000 yen tab with Sekiguchi.

PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:08 am    Post subject: Re: cutting edge Reply with quote

jamessmart50 wrote:
Does anybody know where I might be able to buy the CD's that go with the Cutting Edge series? Levels 1-5 plus CD's for workbooks.

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(apologies for boringness of post)


No need to apologize for the post.

That avatar on the other hand...
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mongrelcat



Joined: 12 Mar 2004
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

really what is up with that tractor?

are you pining for the midwest or something?
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jamessmart50



Joined: 14 Nov 2005
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Location: Istanbul, Turkey

PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for the tips - I'm popping out today on a Cutting Edge mission.

As for the tractor: Having never worked on a farm and not being from the US, all that can be said is...

- I just like it...!

nb. Did you ever hear the one about the magic tractor? If went down a lane and turned into a field. Exclamation
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dmb



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you James. It's not often people have crapp.er jokes than me.... but you have somehow managed it.
I'll get your coat.


btw, if you need Longman contact info, let me know. They'll deliver to your school.
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Otterman Ollie



Joined: 23 Feb 2004
Posts: 1067
Location: South Western Turkey

PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:26 am    Post subject: Oh tough luck ,buddy . Reply with quote

Wow James ,love the tractor ,now if we could lose a couple pf tons ,turbocharge it and put some extra lights on ,think of the mischief and mayhem one could create on the roads over here ! Such fun ! BTW,chucked out a load of CE stuff the otherday,we just got the new improved supperdupper version,pity you never asked earlier could have bunged a load ,free gratais, ah well ,shit happens !
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jamessmart50



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been told the avatar of the tractor is too big, so it's been replaced with a badly burnt lawnmower. I don't know any lawnmower jokes, sorry....
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Golightly



Joined: 08 Feb 2005
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Location: in the bar, next to the raki

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a beautiful day in the middle of the 1970's, and a snail is ambling through the lush, green grass of someone's lawn, love in his little snail heart. He's feeling so happy, he begins to sing a song of love:
"Chaansooon d'amoouur..."
then an old-fashioned manual rotary mower rips his head off -
"rat-a-tat-a-tat!"
note: this joke was unearthed from a clay tablet found in the ruins of Nineveh, where it is believed the inhabitants apparently took great enjoyment from programmes such as The Comedians, Love Thy Neighbour, The Black And White Minstrel Show, and Harry Secombe on Sunday afternoons, just before Last Of The Summer Wine. This probably explains why they were too c.rap to continue as a civilisation.
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't get it. Why don't I get it? I normally get bad jokes! Shocked
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yaramaz wrote:
I don't get it. Why don't I get it? I normally get bad jokes! Shocked


What's the best thing about..........................

oh god, I can't tell that joke here!
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furiousmilksheikali



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This isn't mine, honest.

Quote:
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my lovely wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," I said,"you might as well sweep the driveway and sidewalk."



Thought there might be a good way to combine "cutting edge" with "lawnmower". Any ideas?
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dmb



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

^I almost guessed the end of that joke. I thought the toothbrush was for cleaning the toilet.
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furiousmilksheikali



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmb wrote:
^I almost guessed the end of that joke. I thought the toothbrush was for cleaning the toilet.


That would have been a better punchline. Oh well, looks like I'll be doing EFL a bit longer.
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