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Cobra · Joined: 28 Jul 2003 Posts: 436

Dave's ESL Cafe is a commercial business enterprise. Dave must generate adequate revenues to provide us with this free forum service.

I am reminded of what that liberal womanizing John F. Kennedy said about ask not what your country can do for you but ask what can you do for your country, or some such thing like that.

We have so many experts using this forum who claim to know everything about everything that maybe we could come up with some marketing strategy that we could give to Dave as a show of our appreciation for what he has done for us.

We are now open for creative suggestions.

Maybe Dave could sponsor the annual ex pat teacher of the year award, or ?????????

Cobra · Joined: 28 Jul 2003 Posts: 436

So all of the bravado and bragadosio are but a mere empty well, eh Sunaru the magnificant manager? No originality when it counts? No creativity when it could actually matter?

All wind passes and so will you! Unfortunately, like all ill winds, you leave a certain identifiable stink every place you go.

Cobra · Joined: 28 Jul 2003 Posts: 436

Oh Magnificant Manager once again we are indebted to you for your illuminating and intelligent commentary on a most significant social issue that we must all confront in our daily lives.

You have provided an invaluable service to mankind!!

Tong Dawei · Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Posts: 215

Ding ding!!!

And that's the end of round one here at the Immoral Combat heavyweight championships. The two heavyweights are already visibly tired after this first round. I dunnu if they will make it through the scheduled fifteen round bout. So it looks like one of them will just have to beat the cr*p out of the other before too long or they will both end up falling to one knee gasping for breath. The round got off to a fairly energetic start with a lot of dancing and prancing, bobbing and weaving and such. Cobra with his reliance on what got him here in the first place has managed to connect with a few patronizing shots that did seem to affect Sunaru's ability to use what brought him here, that being the blatant & callous, in your face ridicule.

Okay, we're ready for round two...

Cobra · Joined: 28 Jul 2003 Posts: 436

Oh magnificant manager why dost thou be angry with a mere snake?

Do you not realize that I may be your one and only fan club member? Do you not appreciate how much I adore and worship the very word that departs from those so generous lips.

I am compelled to announce to the world, to highlight your wonderful wiosdom for all to know and love as much as I.

Oh magnificant manager, please take me back into the club of one.

khmerhit · Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2003 6:58 am Post subject:

HOW ABOUT A COMPETITION CALLED DAVES VIRTUAL WOMENS ESL MUDWRESRTLING CONTEST???????????????????????????????????
SORY CAPERS -- IVE HAD A FEW TO DRINK AFTER A WEEEK AWAY!!

chinasyndrome · Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 7:35 am Post subject:

Here's how you can help, Nobra! Pull the plug on yourself.

You've been banned as Potus, Dragon, MW, elsie, Linda L, arronschwartzenburger and, soon hopefully, as your latest idiotic self.

Your high and mighty ideals are worthless in the face of your insistence on being on a forum that obviously doesn't want you or any of your other infestations.

So if you really care so much about Dave and the forum - don't come back!

Cobra · Joined: 28 Jul 2003 Posts: 436

And ChinaDrones on and on and on!
Rolling Eyes

Fargi_prc · Joined: 19 May 2003 Posts: 45 Location: Zhenjiang, PRC

Forget mud wresteling, lets get an actual bout between Sunaru and Cobra. We could make a lot of money that way. I'd even handle the side action.

Now, not knowing the "Tale of the Tape," I have to automatically put the odds 2-1 in favor of Sunaru... Sure Sunaru is a muppet and cobra is a snake, but reading posts like this one makes me think Sunaru would beat Snakey hands down.

Two dogs. One sits and listens while the other one barks and barks. Prety soon the barking one forgets what he's barking about and starts in on the other dog just for the sake of barking. The silent dog listens for a while and finally bites the barking dog.

Moral of the story, quit barking Cobra, Cause you might just get bit.

Bets can be placed at any time.

khmerhit · Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 12:08 am Post subject:

I know...Perhaps we could set up a real-time cock-fighting arena. We could name the feathered contestants after the antagonists on this forum, and offer odds. Dave would get a percentage of the gross, naturally.

No?

Ok, here is a joke my mate sent from Oxford. she just finished her Delta. (Congrats, Kath! And where do you get these jokes from?)

>A joke for Friday
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>
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>this is funny xxxx
>
>A guy walks into a bar with an octopus.
>He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar
>that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any musical
>instrument in the world." Everyone in the bar laughs at the man,
>calling him an idiot. So he says that he will wager #50 to anyone
>who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.
>
>
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>A customer walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus.
>Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing
>better than Jimmy Hendrix.The guitar owner pays up the #50.
>Another customer walks up with a trumpet.
>This time the octopus plays the trumpet better than Miles Davis. The
>trumpet-owner coughs up the #50. Then Jim, a Scotsman plonks some
>bagpipes on the table.
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>
>
>The octopus fumbles with the bagpipes for a minute and then backs
>Off with a confused look.
>Ha!" the Scot says. "Can ye nae plae it?"
>The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to shag it
>as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off."
>

MissMolly · Joined: 10 May 2003 Posts: 99 Location: China (USA)

I've got 50 RMB on the muppet