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dmb
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 Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:36 am Post subject: which song |
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A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of �50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok how about my daughters name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller."
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing? |
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Baba Alex
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| Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:41 am Post subject: Re: which song |
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| dmb wrote: |
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of �50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok how about my daughters name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller."
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing? |
Happy Birthday.
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dmb
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| Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:57 am Post subject: |
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well done Baba
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be? |
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Baba Alex
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| Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:11 am Post subject: |
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| dmb wrote: |
well done Baba
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be? |
She's a photographer.
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dmb
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| Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:33 am Post subject: |
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Your on the ball today Baba.
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet? |
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