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[Mattaro]

First one, in a disco, to the only other guys there (I had no spanish): �donde chicos?�
others: �yo siento burritos� -
teacher: you feel little donkeys?
me, in english: only when i am bored, I am Australian
other, pick -up line - �cuantos anos tienes?�(how many anuses do you have?)
My student �what is the the difference between horses and whores?�
me, immediately �well you can ride horses�
me, later, �actually, horses have four legs�

[Justin Trullinger]

Fun. I had a student refer to his previous teacher as being "from the middle ages." (He meant that she was middle aged. She was not amused. )

and sorry I missed your grand opening. I was moving house, and time got away from me.


All the best,
Justin