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william wallace
Joined: 14 May 2003 Posts: 2869 Location: in between
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 12:18 am Post subject: "That's Beijing" ESL jobs... |
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I would say that the average job offered on their site is among the poorest paying, most demanding jobs available; only apply if you have no contacts and are somewhat desperate. I've sent a brilliant resume with 15 years experience, 3 degrees yad...yada...to various knuckleheads(Ms. Mary...miss Mary ? Shouldn't that be Ms. Zhou,Li...or how about "Bevis", now that's a real professional name,eh?) and once there all they ask for is a demo...why? They're used to hiring people that....ain't so hot, hence-mistrustful!
You will not live well in Beijing on 3,000-6,000 a month. |
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Anda

Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 2199 Location: Jiangsu Province
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 1:24 am Post subject: |
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Ah but William you are wrong as with a little bit of know how the new generation of English teachers can do okay. And yes as the first link shows it has stated here already with our lot.
http://forums.eslcafe.com/job/viewtopic.php?t=51909
Dumpster Divers are people who search for things that other people have thrown out that are still useful, can be recycled, and have value. Dumpster Divers will not only pick up discarded items left at the curbside of people's homes, but they will climb into dumpsters at apartment buildings and behind shopping centers.
However! Most don't actually get in the bins. Most people have some sort of long pole which allows them to just lean over the dumpster and pull the items up to them. People enjoy this hobby. It's like a Treasure Hunt.
If you think about it, at one time or another we've all been lazy and thrown away something that we could have given to Goodwill or recycled. If we've done it, think about the people who don't watch their finances carefully. They are throwing away things right and left!
Dumpster Diving can also be profitable. You can make money with everything from aluminum cans to items that can be resold at garage sales. People have been known to give up their day jobs to do this!
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Dumpster Divers, Dumpster Diving Meetups, events, clubs and groups ...Meet other local dumpster divers to discuss techniques for hunting and retrieving garbage gems. One block's trash is another man's treasure.
http://press.meetup.com/archives/000952.html
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ich bin ein laowai
Joined: 08 Jan 2005 Posts: 66 Location: Beijing
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:02 am Post subject: |
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Dear Mr.Wallace,
After 200+posts about the good old esl days and complaints about the low salaries these days..Is it not time to look around for something else.With a brillant resume of 15 years experience and 3 degrees,yada,yada....you really seem to waste your time here...
No offence meant.just a thought. |
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Anda

Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 2199 Location: Jiangsu Province
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:53 am Post subject: Um |
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You tell him William to stop picking on us old lot!
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Those were the days my friend!
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Once upon a time there was a tavern
Where we used to raise a glass or two
Remember how we laughed away the hours
And dreamed of all the great things we would do
Those were the days my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we choose
We'd fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way.
La la la la...
Those were the days, oh yes those were the days
Then the busy years went rushing by us
We lost our starry notions on the way
If by chance I'd see you in the tavern
We'd smile at one another and we'd say
Those were the days my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we choose
We'd fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way.
La la la la...
Those were the days, oh yes those were the days
Just tonight I stood before the tavern
Nothing seemed the way it used to be
In the glass I saw a strange reflection
Was that lonely woman really me
Those were the days my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we choose
We'd fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way.
La la la la...
Those were the days, oh yes those were the days
Through the door there came familiar laughter
I saw your face and heard you call my name
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same
Those were the days my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we choose
We'd fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way.
La la la la...
Those were the days, oh yes, those were the days |
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Lobster

Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 2040 Location: Somewhere under the Sea
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 10:46 am Post subject: |
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Sure, go ahead and provoke me!
That was some class my friend!
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Once upon a time there was a high school
Where I used to teach a class or two
Remember how I ground away the hours
And forgot all the grammar that I knew
That was some class my friend
I thought it'd never end
I'd sing and dance in my white monkey way
I'd teach just what I'd choose
My notes I'd always lose
For I was young and sure to get my pay.
Ya da da da...
That was some class, oh yes that was some class
Then the busy bus went rushing by me
I lost my brand new mobile on the way
If by chance I'd see you in the staffroom
We'd grunt at one another and we'd say
That was some class my friend
I sat on my rear end
I fell asleep and let the students play
I'd snooze and start to snore
Students snuck out the door
But I was young and sure to get my pay.
Ya da da da...
That was some class, oh yes that was some class
Just today I stood before the lectern
Nothing seemed the way it used to be
My voice had a twisted, warped inflection
Was that crazy laowai really me
That was some class my friend
They'd sleep and I'd pretend
That they were looking
In their dictionary
I gave them all straight A's
For staging crap role plays
For I was young and sure to get my pay
Ya da da da...
That was some class, oh yes that was some class
From the WC the sound of heaving
I saw your face was gray and lined with pain
Oh my friend you're still a silly jackass
You said you'd never eat school lunch again
That was some class my friend
They'd bitch and I'd defend
My lack of couth
And methodology
I shut the whole class down
Took bribes and then blew town
For I was young and once more on my way
Ya da da da...
That was some class, oh yes that was some class |
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ich bin ein laowai
Joined: 08 Jan 2005 Posts: 66 Location: Beijing
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 3:08 am Post subject: |
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william wallace
Joined: 14 May 2003 Posts: 2869 Location: in between
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 9:53 am Post subject: |
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ONE MONTH TO GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. But I'm coming back for the Xi'anOlympics.......in 2834 |
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Anda

Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 2199 Location: Jiangsu Province
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 10:42 am Post subject: Um |
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Ah, William when you get back home you will find that things have also changed and most likely be back here well before you know it. We, our lot that have gone the distance here in Asia miss the life when we get back home and start living a normal Western life! |
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bendan
Joined: 18 Jun 2004 Posts: 739 Location: North China
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 11:28 am Post subject: |
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william wallace wrote: |
ONE MONTH TO GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Willie/ich bin ein laowai,
Haven't you been threatening to leave for about three years now? |
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lychee
Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 109
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 11:31 am Post subject: |
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Lobster........... nice. |
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ich bin ein laowai
Joined: 08 Jan 2005 Posts: 66 Location: Beijing
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 11:43 am Post subject: |
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bendan,
I've been in china for ten years and never threatened to leave.. |
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william wallace
Joined: 14 May 2003 Posts: 2869 Location: in between
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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Bendan, you're right on the money,man- 3 long frustrating, wasted years,BUT the solution to one of my main problems has been resolved.My wife is doing importing/exporting and selling cars.She'll make(if things go as planned) in a month what I made in a year. Me? I'm planning on selling my coins and antiquities on E-bay when I get home and then take a year off, go to either South America or Europe and do some writing..if it all fails...Korea,Taiwan ?
P.S. Unless I get this management job in Shanghai my friend mentioned. |
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