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dmb

Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 9:07 pm Post subject: Is my student taking the ****? |
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During the last ten minutes of class today I discovered that one of my students has an unusual hobby. Camels. So I asked him a few questions about it. The converation went something like this...
me"How many camels do you have?"
him"50"
me"Do they all have names?"
him"yes"
me"How do you tell them apart"
him"By the smell or the their footprints"
Are there any camel experts out there who can verify this? Or is he taking the ........ |
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leeroy
Joined: 30 Jan 2003 Posts: 777 Location: London UK
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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I honestly have no idea about smelling camels' footprints, but on a completely unrelated matter...
I noticed you used the objective pronouns in your "transcript",i.e. "me" and "him"
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me"How many camels do you have?"
him"50" |
That's how I would have done it, to use "I" and "he" would have seemed, well... weird.
But why? Why use the objective pronouns in their singularity in this way?
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dmb

Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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It's half past one in the morning and I've had a few beers. I really didn't think about it.
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leeroy
Joined: 30 Jan 2003 Posts: 777 Location: London UK
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 10:17 pm Post subject: |
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No dmb! I'm not criticising! This was genuine curiosity. Even in perfect sobriety, I would too have used the objective pronoun, as you did.
(I have a feeling, though, that if an alcohol breath-test was required before you could post on Dave's that this would be a ghost town!)
I'm just wondering why, in the hope that a grammar-geek would satisfy my curiosity... |
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lajzar
Joined: 09 Feb 2003 Posts: 647 Location: Saitama-ken, Japan
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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The reason you used the objective pronoun is because, in English, that is teh accepted norm, both by prescriptive grammarians and descriptive grammarians.
Hey Those guys are in agreement for once! Let's not rock this boat.  |
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FGT

Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 762 Location: Turkey
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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If the conversation was conducted in English (regardless of pronouns!) then I wouldn't worry. This is a student who may be taking the **** but he's speaking English! Isn't that what we want? Personally, I encourage my students to lie, viz : I've been to Tibet and drunk yak's milk. It makes for some interesting and enjoyable lessons! |
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denise

Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Posts: 3419 Location: finally home-ish
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 12:59 am Post subject: |
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FGT wrote: |
If the conversation was conducted in English (regardless of pronouns!) then I wouldn't worry. This is a student who may be taking the **** but he's speaking English! Isn't that what we want? Personally, I encourage my students to lie, viz : I've been to Tibet and drunk yak's milk. It makes for some interesting and enjoyable lessons! |
I completely agree. I'd much rather have students pulling crazy stories out of their $@%!$#es than sitting there in silence. I always enjoy having smart-a$$es in my class. Keeps things lively.
I don't know anything about camels, but I am highly suspicious of your student's ability to smell their footprints.
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dmb

Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:10 am Post subject: |
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So which is better English?
My friend and I went to the bar last night
Me and my mate went to the bar last night |
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khmerhit
Joined: 31 May 2003 Posts: 1874 Location: Reverse Culture Shock Unit
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:14 am Post subject: |
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My camel and I went to the bar last nite. |
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leeroy
Joined: 30 Jan 2003 Posts: 777 Location: London UK
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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I have no problem with "Me and him went to the cinema", although a lot of people do. Perhaps it's a regional thing, - "the damn English invented the language and they can't even speak it." |
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Wolf

Joined: 10 May 2003 Posts: 1245 Location: Middle Earth
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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I can't say if your student owns 50 camels or not.
But farmers can tell cows, or horses apart. Would it really be odd, I wonder, if a camel owner/trainer/trader who grew up around the animals would be able to tell them apart.
The last comment "by smell or their footprints." Hmm. Footprints doesn't seem that odd. But can camels really smell that different. Could he meant that the camels tell each other apart by smell? |
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johnslat

Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 13859 Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 1:16 pm Post subject: Camel lot |
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Dear khmerhit,
" My camel and I went to the bar last nite. "
Hope you weren't the one buying the drinks. Those critters can store up a lot of booze in their humps. Personally, I always demand separate tabs.
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Shonai Ben
Joined: 15 Feb 2003 Posts: 617
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 1:22 pm Post subject: |
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khmerhit wrote: |
My camel and I went to the bar last nite. |
I always smoke my camels at the bar.  |
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johnslat

Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 13859 Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 1:29 pm Post subject: Don't smoke that camel |
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Dear Shonai Ben,
" I always smoke my camels at the bar. "
I really hate to do this, but such brazen, wanton cruelty must be stopped.
I'm informing PETA immediately. You can expect a squad of attack Dobermans to visit you shortly.
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John |
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johnslat

Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 13859 Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 2:11 pm Post subject: Me, myself and I |
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Hate to get back to pronouns, but I was thinking - dmb wrote
" So which is better English?
My friend and I went to the bar last night
Me and my mate went to the bar last night "
Now, " Me and my mate went to the bar last night " doesn't grate on the ear much, does it? On my ear, anyway. Perhaps because it's a structure that's heard fairly often in everyday conversation. But
" Us went to the bar last night "
would grate a lot.
So, I guess what you teach depends a lot on the circumstances. If you're doing a TOEFL class, for example, you ought to teach the " correct usage " of subject/object pronouns. But, if you're doing an " informal conversation class ", while you might also want to teach the " correct usage " ,it probably wouldn't be amiss to mention how, from " native speakers in real life " your students will often hear such constructions as
" Me and my mate went to the bar last night ".
Regards,
John |
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