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[Prospect_Ave]

10. Your school wanted to pay them in �Bony�.
9. They were looking to focus on managing their SIMS language school.
8. Rumor has it that they just came for the chicks and cheap beer.
7. Even you�ve never heard of Schengen, a guy they said he�s coming to replace them.
6. Rumor has it that Commonwealth teachers could only hold 8 gigs of lessons in their iBrain.
5. They�re known for �opt out� in their practice. Plus the tea you offered them was tainted Chinese tea and the mugs contained lead.
4. Instead of dealing with overpaid teachers, maybe you should look into this Schengen guy.
3. Question they�re most often asked: �You still work here?�
2. They ran out of excuses why not go out on top.
1. Forget them�someone cares to explain the lack of students?

[Harry from NWE]

There's also my personal favourite:
the school has a PASE inspection next semester so they need to replace all the non-graduate unqualified teachers they currently employ.

[Kootvela]

And borrow sample books of brand new coursebooks from bookshops to display on the shelves for the inspection to see. Teachers are not allowed to use any as after the inspection books go back to the bookshops.

[Richfilth]

I have to admit that Im clueless as to what the original poster was getting at as well.

[dynow]

clueless as well.

[phantombedwetter]

Big_Cannon,
The ball's in your court to translate or are you going to keep quiet so as not to embarrass yourself further?
Go for it Mr "Moral Fibre".