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Sheikh N Bake

Joined: 26 Apr 2007 Posts: 1307 Location: Dis ting of ours
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:11 pm Post subject: What's next for Dubai--fake Alpine avalanches? |
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An excerpt from an article on Dubai:
[Dubai is] a modern-day Casablanca on steroids, a soon-to-be over-the-top, oversized, outlandish version of Las Vegas that even without the casinos will make Vegas look like a quiet hamlet in Vermont where the biggest excitement came in 1952 when Mad Dog Madden chopped down Mortimer Pumblechook�s maple tree in a fit of syrup-producer envy. Forthcoming developments in Dubai are supposed to include replicas of the Eiffel Tower, the Great Wall of China, giant ships in the middle of the desert and, according to one account, �a huge snow dome that looks like Superman�s home planet.�
Until then, Dubai�s got pubs, nightclubs (yes, alcohol flows freely), really big malls (Emirates Mall has an indoor ski slope), tropically landscaped beaches and the world�s highest concentration of hotels.
�Ah,� says my mythical cigarette-smoking fat man in the hotel caf�, �And how long do you staaayyy in Casablanca?--I mean, Dubai?�
�Who can tell, sir--who can tell?� I reply, patting my inside pocket to feel the letters of transit that are signed by General De Gaulle and cannot be rescinded or even questioned. �I live in Dubai. Perhaps I will die in Dubai.�
By 2008 this smog-encrusted jewel by the sea will supposedly have a quarter-million British residents installed in their newly owned condos (built by Pakistani laborers laboring under slave-like conditions and wages). The Brits have apparently eschewed the old Spanish Costas for the more cosmopolitan trappings of Dubai. But do they know the temperature in Dubai soars to 120 degrees F. with 90% humidity? Thank goodness for air-conditioned malls with indoor ski slopes. Who knows--fake London-style drizzles and fog may be just around the corner from that Burberry shop.
Well...an update from The Guardian lists the British population as 100,000, and I seriously doubt that most of them are living in condos that they bought. Also, apparently a new tower is in the planning stages; it will be 3200 feet high and have 40 other towers around it. They will have the world's largest airport too. This is all supposed to take ten years to build.
And then what?? My money is on a replica of Mt. Everest, only it has to be 33,000 feet high. |
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007

Joined: 30 Oct 2006 Posts: 2684 Location: UK/Veteran of the Magic Kingdom
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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Well, may God bless Shaikh Muhammed bin Rashid al-Maktum for his innovation, generosity, and efforts to modernise the tribes of UAE and put them in the correct place amongst world nations, and for creating more jobs for the needy people like the EFL/ESLers and the tribes of Mickey Mouse! |
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Sui Generis
Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 11 Location: Abu Dhabi
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:05 am Post subject: Re: What's next for Dubai--fake Alpine avalanches? |
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Who knows--fake London-style drizzles and fog may be just around the corner from that Burberry shop. |
Well you do know that twice a day there is a little wee rainstorm inside the Abu Dhabi Mall, complete with lightening and thunder and pouring rain, which is then cleaned up by aforesaid labourers.
No fog yet, though.
And they are going to cover Jebel Hafeet in a dome, coat it with snow, and hold the 2014 Winter Olympics here. Really.
It'll be work for all of us who are ski instructors as well as English teachers.
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veiledsentiments

Joined: 20 Feb 2003 Posts: 17644 Location: USA
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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Actually... I remember AD did have fog some mornings.
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Sheikh N Bake

Joined: 26 Apr 2007 Posts: 1307 Location: Dis ting of ours
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:59 am Post subject: |
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If you build it, they will come.
That is the thinking in Dubai ruling circles.
I might add, "If you pay CNN and others millions of dollars to portray it as paradise on earth, with fake news features 20 times a day, they will come. " |
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