ESL Hobo
Joined: 23 Oct 2008 Posts: 262
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Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:46 am Post subject: Funny Quotes from Students or Madcap Adventures! |
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Hi All,
As you can see I am really bored tonight.
What are some of the funniest things your students have said?
1) I am a black hair!
2) When I go to beach I like to wash my A**.
or a Madcap adventure
1) A friend of mine in China once went looking for a brothel. He jumped in a cab and made the international hand gesture for S**, and said to the cabby, "Woman, woman,woman..." which in Chinese means,"We, we, we..." Hahahaha. The cab driver gave him a sour look and got on his CB radio...A couple of minutes later the taxi driver was laughing his head off.
The ESL Hobo
"Hopping the next train to anywhere!" |
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