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scot47
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 Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:14 am Post subject: Best-kept Secret in KSA |
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| I am about to release the TRUTH on the "Best-kept Secret in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia". Watch this space. |
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Linguist
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| Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:48 am Post subject: |
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| Boy! Write a book and sell it at Jarir Bookstore. |
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Stephen Jones
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| Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:19 am Post subject: |
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| Boy! Write a book and sell it at Jarir Bookstore. |
But don't tell anybody about it.
Oh and scot, I am expecting you to fiddle VIP membership for me at the Dancing Dervish Desert Disco, previously known as the Mirage, which is what I gather you are referring to. Arrange for the membership card to be left in my pigeonhole. |
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n&n
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| Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:53 am Post subject: The best kept secret |
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| The best kept secret in Saudi that allows people to cope with the place and not become jaded is not an employer. It's a substance. It comes from Afghanistan and starts and ends with an "h". I'll let you fill in the blanks. |
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veiledsentiments
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| Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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That's no secret! 
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johnslat
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Dear veiledsentiments,
Ah, but I have discovered the secret, posted by the OP himself, on the Bahrain forum:
". . . Chinese girls . . . admire me for my wit, intellect and physique."
Surely, that MUST be the "best kept secret" in KSA (or anywhere else, for that matter.)
Regards,
John |
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007
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| Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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| ". . . Chinese girls . . . admire me for my wit, intellect and physique." |
Well, if I were a Chinese girl, I will admire Uncle Scott for his Scottishness and his Tall Poppy Syndrome! |
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sliderama
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| Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:32 am Post subject: Re: The best kept secret |
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| The best kept secret in Saudi that allows people to cope with the place and not become jaded is not an employer. It's a substance. It comes from Afghanistan and starts and ends with an "h". I'll let you fill in the blanks. |
see http://www.thenational.ae/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090917/NATIONAL/709169866/1010 for what happens in the 'progressive' emirates to those who indulge in such, i do not want to fathom what would happen in the kingdom! |
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veiledsentiments
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| Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:14 am Post subject: Re: The best kept secret |
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It could be a much longer sentence... if he were in the US.
VS |
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desultude
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| Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:14 am Post subject: Re: The best kept secret |
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| n&n wrote: |
| The best kept secret in Saudi that allows people to cope with the place and not become jaded is not an employer. It's a substance. It comes from Afghanistan and starts and ends with an "h". I'll let you fill in the blanks. |
Yikes! My mama told me, don't mess around with illicit substances in other countries!
Well, at least she should have! |
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sliderama
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| Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:52 am Post subject: Re: The best kept secret |
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| veiledsentiments wrote: |
It could be a much longer sentence... if he were in the US.
VS |
i was going to say that maybe the American embassy assisted in drafting the laws!! |
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