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zaneth



Joined: 31 Mar 2004
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:32 am    Post subject: Fovorites from the past? Reply with quote

Any of you old timers out there have recommendations for a favorite thread? Something from the past that is worth going to page 22 for? I don't think I'll ever make it there on my own if I have to go through the first 21. Or is this cheating?
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yaramaz



Joined: 05 Mar 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Exotic Partner thread is always good for a laugh... Blame Capergirl for innocently unleashing the demon hordes of stubborn Asian-chick lovers/western-slob haters and fat feminazi defendants and and and... woooooooo I'm gettin a thrill just thinking back to those heady days last summer when this board was awash with stupidity and judgmental lunatics from all points in the spectrum...
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khmerhit



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You mean it isnt any more, yaramaz?
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Capergirl



Joined: 02 Feb 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yaramaz wrote:
The Exotic Partner thread is always good for a laugh... Blame Capergirl for innocently unleashing the demon hordes of stubborn Asian-chick lovers/western-slob haters and fat feminazi defendants and and and... woooooooo I'm gettin a thrill just thinking back to those heady days last summer when this board was awash with stupidity and judgmental lunatics from all points in the spectrum...


OK, blame me. Very Happy It was a relatively harmless topic in the beginning. I mean, with so many single ELTs working in foreign countries, the issue is bound to come up eventually in your (our) lives. The basic question was "Are you lured by the exotic?", not "Why are Asian women better than Western women?". Therein lies the problem. Some people simply cannot read. Wink
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aye, khmerhit, you do speak the truth-- our boards are awash with lunacy and insular savages. However, that particular thread focussed them all into one small space, much like a magnifying glass frying ants...

Most days there are mere pockets of stupidity-- an asinine comment here, a bland generalisation there. The impact simply isn't the same.

PS Did you like your birthday poem? I wrote it when I should have been lesson planning! Very Happy
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nolefan



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:57 pm    Post subject: ns Reply with quote

How about that nice and loonnng thread from a few weeks back about native speakers? that one still stands out in my memory Laughing Cool Any post by Cowboy Pete deserves an honorable mention Wink
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Capergirl, please note the disclaimer adverb 'innocently' in my note about your thread. I agree that it was started in wholly relevant good spirits. However, as all of us fat, slothful, sloppy, feminazi generica western chicas know, the tune was bound to change.

I actually enjoyed it. Nice, light summer reading. Time to sit around on my big fat ass, in my grungy sweats, really unattractively, plotting revenge against western men 'cos that's my job as a feminazi, etc. Very Happy
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zaneth



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah I read the native speaker thread. I came across a reference to it in another post, read it and enjoyed it. That's what gave me the idea to ask outright.

I liked the birthday poem so much I couldn't think of anything to follow it with. But Happy Birthday KH.

Off I go to read about Cowboy Pete's exotic partner.......
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dmb



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PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2004 9:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thıs cracks me up
http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/job/viewtopic.php?t=8854
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James_T_Kirk



Joined: 20 Sep 2003
Posts: 357
Location: Ten Forward

PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2004 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here are some amusing Dan posts from the China (Off-topic) board:

Should I kick his *$$?

Kicking his *$$ indeed, Part II

Return to the weightroom

Unhelpful consulate visit

Dinner with the translator

Back in Canada

Happy reading!
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khmerhit



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PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2004 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Thanks James T. I had missed most of these. I've been splitting my sides at gems such as
Quote:
�Something new!?� I asked in scornful disbelief. �This is not my idea of something new. �New� means good or improved - like this new chest exercise I�ve been doing - not �bad� or �revolting� like the stuff you�ve ordered. Have you ever seen foreigners eat this stuff? No, you haven�t, wise guy, because they never do. They eat THE OUTSIDE of animals. The stuff that DOESN�T perform bodily functions. You know: THE MEAT!�


I'm afraid this rings all too true. Being from the same home town as the talented author, I can attest to the plausibility of his character. But I wish I couldnt, I really do! Laughing Laughing
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Capergirl



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PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2004 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yaramaz wrote:
Capergirl, please note the disclaimer adverb 'innocently' in my note about your thread. I agree that it was started in wholly relevant good spirits. However, as all of us fat, slothful, sloppy, feminazi generica western chicas know, the tune was bound to change.

I actually enjoyed it. Nice, light summer reading. Time to sit around on my big fat ass, in my grungy sweats, really unattractively, plotting revenge against western men 'cos that's my job as a feminazi, etc. Very Happy


Disclaimer duly noted. Wink Long live the slobby, unattractive, ball-busting feminazi slappers! Twisted Evil
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