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GOTL
Joined: 12 Feb 2010
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 Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:49 pm Post subject: You must be a teacher if... |
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You must be a teacher if...
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.
You find humor in other people's stupidity.
You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summers free."
You believe chocolate is a food group.
You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
You believe "Shallow gene pool" should have its own box in the report card.
You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.
When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior.
You have no life between August to June.
When you mention "Vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.
You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.
You believe in aerial spraying of Prozak.
You believe no one should be permitted to reproduce without having taught in an elementary setting for the last 10 years.
You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would "Never DREAM" of doing your job.
You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
You want to choke a person when he or she says "Oh, you must have such FUN everyday. This must be like playtime for you."
Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question "Why is this kid like this?" |
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Isla Guapa
Joined: 19 Apr 2010
Posts: 1520
Location: Mexico City o sea La Gran Manzana Mexicana
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| Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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| This post has reminded me why I decided many years ago, after a semester of student teaching in a junior high school, that I would never teach anyone under the age of 18 ever, ever again! |
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Mrs McClusky
Joined: 09 Jun 2010
Posts: 133
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| Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:30 pm Post subject: Re: You must be a teacher if... |
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| GOTL wrote: |
You must be a teacher if...
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.
You find humor in other people's stupidity.
You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summers free."
You believe chocolate is a food group.
You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
You believe "Shallow gene pool" should have its own box in the report card.
You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.
When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior.
You have no life between August to June.
When you mention "Vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.
You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.
You believe in aerial spraying of Prozak.
You believe no one should be permitted to reproduce without having taught in an elementary setting for the last 10 years.
You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would "Never DREAM" of doing your job.
You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
You want to choke a person when he or she says "Oh, you must have such FUN everyday. This must be like playtime for you."
Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question "Why is this kid like this?" |
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Never Ceased To Be Amazed
Joined: 22 Oct 2004
Posts: 3500
Location: Shhh...don't talk to me...I'm playin' dead...
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| Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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Shouldn't the name of this thread be: You must be a ME teacher if...
NCTBA |
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evolving81
Joined: 04 May 2009
Posts: 135
Location: Tampa
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| Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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I've already decided not to teach anyone under the age of 18...and I'm not even officially a teacher yet.  |
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denise
Joined: 23 Apr 2003
Posts: 3419
Location: finally home-ish
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| Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:35 am Post subject: |
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| Never Ceased To Be Amazed wrote: |
Shouldn't the name of this thread be: You must be a ME teacher if...
NCTBA |
There's another such list going around out there (emails & it's even got a facebook page): You know you've been in the Middle East too long when...
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Sadebugo
Joined: 10 May 2003
Posts: 524
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| Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Never Ceased To Be Amazed wrote: |
Shouldn't the name of this thread be: You must be a ME teacher if...
NCTBA |
Especially in reference to the "shallow gene pool," i.e., first cousings marrying:)
Sadebugo
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