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Christmas Cheer ???

 
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twizzler1



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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:08 am    Post subject: Christmas Cheer ??? Reply with quote

I hope this topic doesn't get deleted as it is meant in fun and a slight deviation from the seriousness of everyones existance on this board.

Xmas is fast approaching and high expectations are made that Santa can successfully jump all time zones and satisfy everbody's wishes.

My question then is..........?

Without cheating (I known we are in China, but its not a good habit), who can name the eight reindeer that pull Santa's sleigh?

If you cheat, you are only hurting yourselves !!!!!

haha
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Kiwi303



Joined: 20 Nov 2010
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Location: Chong Qing Jiao Tong Da Xue, Xue Fu Da Dao, Nan An Qu, Chong Qing Shi, P. R China

PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Given the end results of any deer wandering within cooee of me and my rifle:

1 Dinner
2 Roast
3 Steak
4 Casserole
5 Stew
6 Soup
7 Mince
8 Sausage
9 Salami
10 Chops
11 Burger
12 Rudolph the red nosed hat rack.
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kev7161



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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, you know Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, Donner and Blitzen . . . but do you recall . . . the most famous reindeer of all?
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kev7161



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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Little Christmas Story

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not a lot of people know this.
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The Great Wall of Whiner



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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dasher
Dancer
Comet
Cupid
Donner
Blitzen
Vicken
--one more I can't get

Also Rudolph and Olive.


Olive?

Yes! Olive was so mean to Rudolph.


(Olive, the other reindeer. Use to laugh and call him names!)

[edited after reading Kev's post]

Doh! Prancer!
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twizzler1



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congratulations to all those who got the answer correct.

The Great Wall of Whiner

Yes Olive was one of Santa's reindeer, well done.... Are you sure you didn't have a little peek before answering?? or maybe you phoned a friend??? or did you ask Jeeves???

I loved the story of Santa and the Angel. haha (there are a few in China could do witht the same treament... but believe me.... angels they are not)

Merry xmas everyone

T
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kev7161



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
who can name the eight reindeer that pull Santa's sleigh?


But did Olive pull the sleigh? (Sorry, didn't read the book - - I'm a bad teacher!)
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JamesD



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the original story Donner's name was Donder.
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