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Shaman



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 10:59 am    Post subject: Double entendres Reply with quote

This one's probably been done before, but it happened to me recently. Have you ever taught an expression and had your student give the equivalent in his/her native tongue, only to have a completely different connation arise?

The example:

Knock on wood.

In France, they have the same literal translation as well as "touch the monkey" Shocked .

Shaman
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nolefan



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 11:15 am    Post subject: fish Reply with quote

Just a few hours ago, I was teaching the kids about sayings and we came across "There are plenty of fish in the sea".... When I asked one of them to translate it, they all bursted laughing and did not want to say why.... I suspect it is because of the meaning...
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sidjameson



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

More than a few times in my what we will call for the sake of arguement, my career I have had a Japanese female tell me that they "like c ock" what I hope they mean is that they like to cook.
But on the other hand.... Embarassed
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khmerhit



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
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Shaman



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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 2:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another one I enjoyed was the French equivalent to "Piece of cake" - (Easy).

Deux droits dans le nez - two fingers in the nose.

Evidently, nosepicking is pretty easy. Laughing

Shaman
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 1:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doigt is finger, droit is right.

Not to be nose-picky Very Happy
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Shaman



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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yaramaz wrote:
Doigt is finger, droit is right.

Not to be nose-picky Very Happy


Oui, c'est vrai. I guess I should have fully awakened before posting. Embarassed

Shaman
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