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scot47

Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 15343
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:21 am Post subject: Moorish Captivity |
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Mine will shortly be over. End of June is the plan. I can then return to Christendom or as the cynics might say ,to post-Christian Scotland. |
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veiledsentiments

Joined: 20 Feb 2003 Posts: 17644 Location: USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:38 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, I recall how they captured you on that galley crossing the Med and sold you in the slave markets of Jiddah. I think it was made into a movie...
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johnslat

Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 13859 Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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"I think it was made into a movie."
Which, unfortunately, had a XXX rating, bypassed the theaters and went straight to CD.
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John |
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Geronimo
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scot47

Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 15343
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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Some of my fellow captives have "turned Turk" and are perfectly happy to stay here. |
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scot47

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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 2:40 am Post subject: |
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Only 4 weeks more in the classroom and then I will be released from my indentured service ! |
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While I was out
Joined: 24 Feb 2008 Posts: 119
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 5:05 am Post subject: |
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Only to pass into the land north of the Picts Wall. Will you still visit the internet? |
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scot47

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Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 10:30 am Post subject: |
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Picts do not use electricity |
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trapezius

Joined: 13 Aug 2006 Posts: 1670 Location: Land of Culture of Death & Destruction
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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Which, unfortunately, had a XXX rating, bypassed the theaters and went straight to CD. |
Video CD? Didn't even make it to DVD, huh?
SCOT, WHERE ARE YOU NOW?! |
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scot47

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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 1:55 pm Post subject: |
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In limbo awaiting Final Exit before heading to the Lands of the North.
We are in the process of extricating ourselves from what our masters still call "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland". |
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Geronimo
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scot47

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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:11 am Post subject: |
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We never left ! |
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scot47

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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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I am pleased to report that I have escaped from the Moors and have been granted free passage through the territory of the BULGARS. I am currently in the Christian city named after Philip of Macedon.
I swear by the Five Wounds of God that I shall never again return to the Lands of the Moors ! |
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Middle East Beast

Joined: 05 Mar 2008 Posts: 836 Location: Up a tree
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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scot47 wrote: |
I am pleased to report that I have escaped from the Moors and have been granted free passage through the territory of the BULGARS. I am currently in the Christian city named after Philip of Macedon.
I swear by the Five Wounds of God that I shall never again return to the Lands of the Moors ! |
Congratulations, dude!
Ya done good.
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johnslat

Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 13859 Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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Dear scot47,
Free at last, free at last, thank Allah almighty, you're free at last.
(but let's not forget this: "Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.")
because you're now also "free" to go hungry, not have a roof over your head, and sleep in doorways.
Unless, that is, you've been more ant than grasshopper.
Regards,
John |
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