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Phil_K
Joined: 25 Jan 2007 Posts: 2041 Location: A World of my Own
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:46 pm Post subject: Bad English |
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Fun topic!
It's often thought to be "cool" or "exotic" to use English in Mexico for business names or descriptions, but so often it goes horribly wrong, much to the amusement of native English speakers. This came to me this morning in a gas station on Eje 8, D.F., which has a:
CARWASH & STETIC CENTER
Well, why not? After all Spanish/English translation is just a case of removing the "e" before the "s", and the vowel from the end!!!!
Never really got NEW'S (sic) DIVINE, either. "New is divine" would be an explanation, but I'm sure they didn't mean that.
Any others that you've seen? |
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lydia.bainbridge
Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 33
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:27 pm Post subject: Bad English |
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Rwandese confuse Ls and Rs in speaking and in writing; therefore one sign read "Manicules and Pedicules." Another read "Medicules and Pedicules." On the back of a truck hauling a big load, the sign said "Abnormal Load." |
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MotherF
Joined: 07 Jun 2010 Posts: 1450 Location: 17�48'N 97�46'W
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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Ones I've seen around here:
Helados Harry Pointer.
Now, if only they had made it Hairy Pointer!
And the now defunct Crudi Chicken. Oh how I wish I would have gotten a photo of that. They place sold raw chicken in case you were wondering. |
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leslie
Joined: 08 Feb 2003 Posts: 235
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:11 pm Post subject: words |
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The Funniest Restaurant! |
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the peanut gallery
Joined: 26 May 2006 Posts: 264
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:25 pm Post subject: |
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There are a couple of supermarkets in my neighborhood....Hualmart and Mr. Free. Hualmart is expensive and Mr. Free looks to be struggling to turn a profit. |
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BadBeagleBad
Joined: 23 Aug 2010 Posts: 1186 Location: 24.18105,-103.25185
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:42 pm Post subject: |
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Well, this wasn�t in Mexico, but in Guatemala, there was a donut shop called American Dognuts. There is a clothing store called F*ckers, in the Commercial Zentro and there is a magazine a magazine called Dog Planet, that is completely in Spanish. I also saw a store called Elvis Sot Free, it�s actually near F*ckers. |
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notamiss
Joined: 20 Jun 2007 Posts: 908 Location: El 5o pino del la CDMX
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:14 am Post subject: |
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1) http://twitpic.com/5jtrp1 (This is at Galerias Coapa in DF.)
2) Ads I've seen on utility poles: Stripers, and Streppers.
3) Names. Since �h� is a silent letter, and �y� (as vowel) and �i� are identical, from the Spanish language point of view, English names have random, meaningless h�s strewn here and there, and any �i� and �y� can be randomly switched. So, with apologies to the real people who bear these names, who I�m sure are wonderful, intelligent individuals, in spite of the names their parents gave them: Cintya, Jhonatan, Jhenifer, Jenifher, etc. |
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New Haven
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 52 Location: Merida, Mexico
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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In Merida they sell all sorts of jewelry including necklesses. It's even printed on business cards listing the store's wares.
I guess necklesses are for the anatomically challenged. |
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Phil_K
Joined: 25 Jan 2007 Posts: 2041 Location: A World of my Own
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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I saw a laundry in D.F. called:
G�ash & G�er
I suppose that's where you take your dirty g�ashing, G�ey |
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Phil_K
Joined: 25 Jan 2007 Posts: 2041 Location: A World of my Own
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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BTW, I love the sporting terms, nocaut and jonr�n! |
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BadBeagleBad
Joined: 23 Aug 2010 Posts: 1186 Location: 24.18105,-103.25185
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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Phil_K wrote: |
I saw a laundry in D.F. called:
G�ash & G�er
I suppose that's where you take your dirty g�ashing, G�ey |
Where? I must go see it, and take a picture of it. I saw a two signs the other day in a school parking lot, one say Buses Only, the other said Busses to the left. Ok, which is it? |
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Phil_K
Joined: 25 Jan 2007 Posts: 2041 Location: A World of my Own
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry, don't remember BBB. |
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notamiss
Joined: 20 Jun 2007 Posts: 908 Location: El 5o pino del la CDMX
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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Phil_K wrote: |
I saw a laundry in D.F. called:
G�ash & G�er
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Now that I call reasonable, because if you read those words in Spanish, you get about as good an approximation of the English pronunciation as it's possible to get. It's not a random misspelling. To put it another way, it's a misspelling based on knowledge, not lack of knowledge about English. |
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New Haven
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 52 Location: Merida, Mexico
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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I always wondered whether Jhonaton/Jhonatan, Jhon started out as a transposition of letters in the name John, which was picked up and applied to other names starting with "J." |
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Enchilada Potosina
Joined: 03 Aug 2010 Posts: 344 Location: Mexico
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:11 am Post subject: |
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Still haven't been to 'facebar' in SLP, mind you, neither has anyone else. |
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