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[drunkenfud]

It sounds like the Sherlock Holmes story Arthur Conan Doyle never wrote, right?

I'm sure all males who've been here longer than a month or two have had the experience, while using a urinal, of seeing other users sneaking a peek. "Fair enough," we think, "they're only indulging their curiosity. I hope they're impressed." Or possibly we think "OMFG LOLZ that is teh ghey!", but I digress.

I don't normally pay too much attention, but eventually I noticed it seemed to happen quite often in Itaewon station. As I became more alert, I started noticing it was definitely deliberate. Three urinals are free, I stand on the far right, and the WW comes in and uses the middle one as his vantage point rather than automatically going to the far left as any civillised male would. Much to my shock, I also noticed it was the same guy every time.

He's an older guy, white hair, quite fat, and has pronounced liver spots down the side of his face. Something about him reminds me of Boris Yeltsin. He usually wears a cheap-looking light green jacket.

Now alert to his shennanigans, I have observed his modus operandi. He waits at the bottom of the escalators until he sees someone he likes walk towards the bathroom, and when this happens he shuffles in as fast as he can.

On Sunday I saw him at his post and took some delight in frustrating him in his quest to see the shrivelled and reeking maggot I keep in my pants. I sped up on the way in, peed as fast as possible, and had everything tucked away just as he shuffled up next to me. I had been at one of the two urinals which are kind of to the side. However, as I turned to wash my hands, I noticed that he didn't let a minor setback like this get him down. Quick as a flash, he adjusted his trousers and changed from the set of two to the middle urinal in the set of three, between two guys who had entered the bathroom after me. Presumably relishing the chance to see two for the price of one.

I walked away in quiet wonder, pondering the diverse and surprising thing that is mankind.

I'm not sure why I bothered to write this long and pointless field report, other than it's exam time and I'm bored. Call it a Public Service Announcement I suppose.

[billybrobby]

[RACETRAITOR]

I think I recall being yelled at when I was with my wife by some random old dude in the exact spot you mention right outside the washroom, but we just walked away. I wonder if it's the same dude.

[traxxe]

Piss on him next time. If he rubs his nipples then just get out. If he looks disgusted and then does it another time. Spray him in the face the following occurrence.

[bassexpander]

Just turn right towards him, pissing in his general direction and saying, "Is this what you want to see?"

[Underwaterbob]

One time me and some unknown Korean guy were taking a whiz next to each other in a Wabar bathroom. He looked me in the eye, said "nice to meet you" and stuck out his hand not holding his wiener to shake. I guess I'm just lucky it wasn't the other hand.

[bassexpander]

A friend of my father's was standing at a urinal in DC several decades back. The door opens and three really big guys in suits fan out around the small bathroom. In steps US President Gerald Ford. He takes the urinal next to my father's friend, who in his infinite wisdom says, "You're President Ford!"

President Ford says, "Yes. Excuse me for not shaking your hand!"

Then they both laughed.

[drunkenfud]

I wonder about him. Does he take notes? Is he some kind of amateur anthropologist doing a comparative study of length and girth? Does he have a family, and if so do they know what he gets up to when they forget to lock the front door? How long has he been indulging in his hobby?

To the people who suggest pissing on him, to be honest I'd rather mess with his head. Perhaps put some kind of rubber fake dong in my boxers, wait until he approaches, then haul it out and snip it off with scissors in front of his startled eyes. If done fast enough, I could probably get the tip down the back of his jacket before he realises it isn't real.

To Racetraitor, perhaps it is the same guy. Maybe he's seen that you posses a particularly magnificent specimen, and is annoyed at you using it on your wife rather than his good self.

[crusher_of_heads]

Chopblock his sorry arse

[wylies99]

Korean men do this everywhere. Talk about cheap thrills.

[Tiger Beer]

[whatever]

I just let 'em look at the mfer. Let 'em be haters...and then go put it into one of their women. Or, better yet, have a cell phone picture ready of said woman/women, and show it to them.










TO THOSE OF YOU WHO MIGHT JUSTIFIABLY BE OFFENDED, I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE. NOT.

[drunkenfud]

Taking a look when they happen to be standing next to a foreigner is one thing, staking out a place specifically to see a multitude of foreign dongs is another. Like I said in the OP, this old guy is doing it several times an hour.

[wylies99]

But, remember, he's Korean, so he's NOT GAY.

[wylies99]