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Zoobot
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Location: Toronto, ON, Canada
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 Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:40 pm Post subject: The God Bless America Thread. |
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As some people have the mistaken impression that I'm somehow anti-american (you're so sensitive j/k), I will now show my gratitude for two things America has come up with that I pretty much cannot live without, and that I am eternally grateful for.
Jazz and Hip hop. God bless america (no sarcasm intended). |
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thebum
Joined: 09 Jan 2005
Location: North Korea
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| Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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| worst thread ever |
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blaseblasphemener
Joined: 01 Jun 2006
Location: There's a voice, keeps on calling me, down the road, that's where I'll always be
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| Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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| All them Christian Dumbdamentalists who take the words of the bible literally, but conveniently ignore the sections about it being a sin to be rich. Oh, and thanks for elected Stupid two times. If there's a hell, ya'll have seats reserved. |
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ChuckECheese
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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| ....thanks for elected Stupid two times |
I'll vote for stupid over idiots any day.  |
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trinity24651
Joined: 05 Nov 2006
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| Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:06 pm Post subject: |
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| but conveniently ignore the sections about it being a sin to be rich |
The Bible does not say that it is a sin to be rich. It DOES say that the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. It also says that it would be easier for a camel to fit thru the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into heaven. |
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SirFink
Joined: 05 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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I remember a Simpsons episode where Bart sits down to watch a cartoon and sighs "ahh the cartoon, the only true original American art form... well except for jazz but jazz sucks."  |
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blaseblasphemener
Joined: 01 Jun 2006
Location: There's a voice, keeps on calling me, down the road, that's where I'll always be
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| Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:30 am Post subject: |
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| trinity24651 wrote: |
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| but conveniently ignore the sections about it being a sin to be rich |
The Bible does not say that it is a sin to be rich. It DOES say that the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. It also says that it would be easier for a camel to fit thru the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into heaven. |
That is what I was referring to. To me, something that keeps you from getting into heaven is a sin. I was thinking of the camel quote. Funny, it's the part of the bible Dumbamentalists always ignore. |
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SirFink
Joined: 05 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:05 am Post subject: |
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What's a camel got to do with the eye of a needle anyway?
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| Some scholars have suggested that the word camel (κάμηλον) is in fact a mistranslation of the Greek original, and should instead read rope (κάμιλον). |
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blindboy662
Joined: 16 Oct 2006
Location: da 'ell if I know
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| Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:20 am Post subject: |
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[quote]I remember a Simpsons episode where Bart sits down to watch a cartoon and sighs "ahh the cartoon, the only true original American art form... well except for jazz but jazz sucks."
What about the Blues?
People say I'm anti-american alot, but I have a Bronze Star so I tell them to kiss my fat a@#, hip hop or no hip hop. |
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Junior
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: the eye
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| Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:37 am Post subject: |
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| blaseblasphemener wrote: |
| To me, something that keeps you from getting into heaven is a sin. |
Nothing stopping you except your own choice.
(assuming you have a mind). |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:49 am Post subject: |
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will now show my gratitude for two things America has come up with that I pretty much cannot live without, and that I am eternally grateful for.
Jazz and Hip hop. |
This is the best you can do?
That's like saying Britain should be noted for over-cooked vegetables and humility. |
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Fredbob
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: Yongin-Breathing the air-sometimes
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| Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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The wonder bra
Macaroni and Cheese
The Birth Control Pill
Jack Daniels
New York City
Short attention spans
Yeah, it pisses me off and I don't believe in God, but that 's what I thought of in 30 seconds |
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blaseblasphemener
Joined: 01 Jun 2006
Location: There's a voice, keeps on calling me, down the road, that's where I'll always be
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| Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Fredbob wrote: |
The wonder bra
Macaroni and Cheese
The Birth Control Pill
Jack Daniels
New York City
Short attention spans
Yeah, it pisses me off and I don't believe in God, but that 's what I thought of in 30 seconds |
I heard the wonder bra was invented by a Canadian.
Jack Daniels is crap. |
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skinhead
Joined: 11 Jun 2004
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| Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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| blaseblasphemener wrote: |
| Jack Daniels is crap. |
Jack Daniels is nectar. |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:48 pm Post subject: |
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| trinity24651 wrote: |
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| but conveniently ignore the sections about it being a sin to be rich |
The Bible does not say that it is a sin to be rich. It DOES say that the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. It also says that it would be easier for a camel to fit thru the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into heaven. |
As a rich man I regularly place camels in my industrial size meat grinder-liquidizer then pure the extract onto a piece of thread placed over the eye of one the tiniest needles I could buy. After I watch it pass through the eye I chuckle to myself 'Another weak analogy from the son of god'. |
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