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i_teach_esl



Joined: 07 Sep 2006
Location: baebang, asan/cheonan

PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i shot the sheriff. but i didnt shoot the deputy.
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flakfizer



Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I ate five Wendy's Singles and a large Frosty when my dad bet me I couldn't eat four Singles just to prove him wrong emphatically. (no way I could do that now)

Entered University with 12 credit hours thanks to AP tests.

Never paid more than 2000 dollars for a car.

Never been drunk.

Never sampled any tobacco products or illegal drugs.

Was co-valedictorian in high school

Have been happily married since 1998.

I tan well.

Shot 100% from the line in 9th grade basketball. (not many attempts, though. 12 for 12).

Have never been broken up with.

Haven't vomited since June 29, 1980
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namja



Joined: 30 Dec 2006
Location: yogiyo

PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nicest guy in Korea. Really Laughing
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jlb



Joined: 18 Sep 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

flakfizer wrote:
I ate five Wendy's Singles and a large Frosty when my dad bet me I couldn't eat four Singles just to prove him wrong emphatically. (no way I could do that now)

Entered University with 12 credit hours thanks to AP tests.

Never paid more than 2000 dollars for a car.

Never been drunk.

Never sampled any tobacco products or illegal drugs.

Was co-valedictorian in high school

Have been happily married since 1998.

I tan well.

Shot 100% from the line in 9th grade basketball. (not many attempts, though. 12 for 12).

Have never been broken up with.

Haven't vomited since June 29, 1980


Hmmm...let me guess. You're a mormon.
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R-Seoul



Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Location: your place

PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

flakfizer wrote:
Haven't vomited since June 29, 1980

Admit it you stole that from Seinfeld
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flakfizer



Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

R-Seoul wrote:
flakfizer wrote:
Haven't vomited since June 29, 1980

Admit it you stole that from Seinfeld

Good eye.
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blaseblasphemener



Joined: 01 Jun 2006
Location: There's a voice, keeps on calling me, down the road, that's where I'll always be

PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jlb wrote:
flakfizer wrote:
I ate five Wendy's Singles and a large Frosty when my dad bet me I couldn't eat four Singles just to prove him wrong emphatically. (no way I could do that now)

Entered University with 12 credit hours thanks to AP tests.

Never paid more than 2000 dollars for a car.

Never been drunk.

Never sampled any tobacco products or illegal drugs.

Was co-valedictorian in high school

Have been happily married since 1998.

I tan well.

Shot 100% from the line in 9th grade basketball. (not many attempts, though. 12 for 12).

Have never been broken up with.

Haven't vomited since June 29, 1980


Hmmm...let me guess. You're a mormon.


Nail on the head!

Let me guess some more:

Was the mini-golf champion for 2 straight years in University (after the mission)

Once drank a whole bowl of fruit punch in less than an hour without peeing.

Am the great-great-great-great grandson of Joesph Smith.

(sorry any mormons reading this, you guys are alright. Wink )
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flakfizer



Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jlb wrote:


Hmmm...let me guess. You're a mormon.

Nope, but I have been to Utah and I did wear a tie once.
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