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Sleepy in Seoul



Joined: 15 May 2004
Location: Going in ever decreasing circles until I eventually disappear up my own fundament - in NZ

PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:32 am    Post subject: 'Aussie Aussie Aussie' Number 2 Reply with quote

Yuck...

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Police are investigating claims that human cadavers donated to a Sydney university have been sexually mistreated.

Allegations of sexual interference with bodies -including the fondling of vaginas and using the head of a torso for degrading purposes - have rocked the University of New South Wales school of anatomy.

The university has been fighting for four months to keep a lid on the claims.


http://stuff.co.nz/thepress/3952995a6009.html
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twg



Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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manlyboy



Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia

PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, eh? Alright, then. In the interests of trans-tasman harmony...:

KIWI!KIWI!KIWI! OI!OI!OI!

http://tvnz.co.nz/view/page/976694

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Kiwis worst behaved in Australia

It's official - New Zealanders are the worst behaved visitors to Australia.

Department of Immigration statistics show that over a recent three-year period more New Zealanders were deported or "forcibly removed" from Australia than guests from any other nation.

A department spokesman said crimes committed by the deported foreigners included aggravated sexual assault, manslaughter, armed robbery and receiving stolen goods.


KIWI!KIWI!KIWI! OI!OI!OI!

http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1999-07.html

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A computer technician trainee set his own *beep* aflame in a successful attempt to win $NZ500 cash and an equal bar tab.

Thomas stapled his *beep* to a white crucifix, poured cigarette lighter fluid over it, and set it on fire in his bid to win a controversial "How Far Will You Go?" promotion for Trader McKendry's Tavern in Christchurch.


KIWI! OI!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6309791.stm

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New Zealand faces its dark secret

Domestic violence is often described as the country's "dark secret".

But a series of grisly child murders and statistics described by the Social Development and Employment Minister David Benson-Pope as "appalling" have brought the issue into the spotlight.


KIWI! OI!

http://tvnz.co.nz/view/page/488120/980847

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Police officer charged with teen rape

A South Island police-officer has been charged with raping a teenage girl.

Police public relations officer John Neilson says the senior-constable was suspended in early December and has been charged with sexual violation by rape of a female aged 12 to 16 years old.

The man, who has been on the police force for 14 years, has name suppression.

Only last week it was revealed Christchurch police were investigating claims two police officers had sex with each other in the Sydenham Police Station carpark.


KIWI!KIWI!KIWI! OI!OI!OI!

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10422758

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Thousands of children go back to school too hungry to learn

Up to 15,000 primary pupils will start the new school year today on empty stomachs, says a charity that gives food to hungry children.

KidsCan secretary Carl Sunderland said the experience of feeding 3000 children a week and research by the Poverty Action Group suggested more than 10 per cent of the 125,000 primary-age children in the country's poorest schools were malnourished and needed food to improve their ability to learn.


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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg

PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, all the colonials get in on it now--

Canuckcanuckcanuckcanuck!

Which is, coincidentally (?) the same sound that happens when one has a really hard wanck. Or a dangerously dry hump.

Anyway, the whole cadaver thing is foul, but at least they were already dead...unlike the sad case of my dear Vancouver's answer to Hannibal Lecter, Picton the Pig-man. I'm not putting a link to it, I don't want to encourage that kind of gruesome detail. Google him if you're into that sort of thing.
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