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bixlerscott



Joined: 27 Sep 2006
Location: Near Wonju, South Korea

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uh, I know about the bus terminal thing as I lived in St. Louis during my college years. Uh, yea, you got lots of you know whats nagging at you constantly for money. Uhggg!! glad to be outta there..

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mnhnhyouh



Joined: 21 Nov 2006
Location: The Middle Kingdom

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are 10 kinds of people,

those who understand binary,

and those who dont.

h
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chickyabroad



Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mnhnhyouh wrote:
There are two kinds of people,

those who think there are two kinds of people,

and those who know better.

h


Are you a Tom Robbins fan by any chance?
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mnhnhyouh



Joined: 21 Nov 2006
Location: The Middle Kingdom

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some time ago, with the Woodpecker one being my fav...

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aldershot



Joined: 17 Jul 2006

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

be prepared for at least two streams while urinating post-coitus.
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Fat Sam



Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Location: Gyeonggi-do

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Never go to El Salvador.
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Rteacher



Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't tell a big, mean-looking pro-wrestler that it's fake...
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mnhnhyouh



Joined: 21 Nov 2006
Location: The Middle Kingdom

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are two kinds of people,

those who back up,

and those who have never had a hard drive fail.

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Young FRANKenstein



Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rteacher wrote:
Don't tell a big, mean-looking pro-wrestler that it's fake...

While I didn't tell him it was fake, telling Randy Savage (walking through Newark Airport) that you hope Ric Flair kicks his ass that night... yeah, not a good idea.
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Young FRANKenstein



Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mnhnhyouh wrote:
There are 10 kinds of people,

those who understand binary,

and those who dont.

There are 3 kinds of people: those that can count, and those that can't.
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any restaurant called "The Great Canadian..." isn't so great. I've eaten at The Great Canadian Soup Company. Bleck. The Great Canadian Bagel company. Bleck.
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Demophobe



Joined: 17 May 2004

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

2. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

Both learned quickly on Dave's.
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mnhnhyouh



Joined: 21 Nov 2006
Location: The Middle Kingdom

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nevermind....

One other lesson, read a post before quoting it Smile

h
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Young FRANKenstein



Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Warm-up suits are meant to be taken off after the warm-up... make sure you're wearing shorts underneath.
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yawarakaijin



Joined: 08 Aug 2006

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This one is for the guys. Does anyone else have a habit of plugging their nose when they sneeze? I know I do. I just can't stand having snot fly out of my nose, it bothers me. Well my mother always use to tell me that I would have an anuerism if I continued. Well I've yet to have an anuerism but the mere possibilty of what really happened to me will surely cure you of this particular habit.

2 am, waking up after a particular heavy night at the college pub I woke up to relieve myself. As I was enjoying a very long leak I started to get a little twitching feeling in my nose. Yep, I was gonna sneeze.

NEVER, NEVER, NEVER plug your nose while sneezing and taking a leak at the same time!! The pain is excruciating Shocked
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