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The Bobster
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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Am I allowed to fornicate with my wife?
1. My wife. (She's hot, and she's mine.)
2. Jessica Alba
3. Salma Hayek.
4. Jessica Alba
5. Salma Hayek.
My woman is a very jealous one, and I don't think she knows and Jessica and Selma.
Let's all not tell her, for their sake ...
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guangho
Joined: 19 Jan 2005
Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency
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Off the top of my head:
Queen Latifah (should be obvious by now)
Salma Hayek
Vivica Fox
Pam Grier
Eva Mendes
Winona Ryder
Natalie Portman
Scarlett Johansson
Halle Berry
Cameron Diaz
Stacey Dash
Claudia Black
my first, second and third girlfriends
my fourth has potential. I'll overlook the psychosis.
numerous others if I took the time to think about it. Oprah has potential, if I had to choose a middle-aged billionaire. Certainly a better choice than J. Howard Marshall. |
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the1andonly
Joined: 08 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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That guy from 'the notebook'
Steven Tyler
Bruce Willis
Vin Diesal
My boyfriends' wife's boyfriend
The drunk guy that drove me home from the bar 3 weeks ago with the big black truck
SMAC
That tall red headed guy from The Amazing Race 3 |
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i_teach_esl
Joined: 07 Sep 2006
Location: baebang, asan/cheonan
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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| oneofthesarahs wrote: |
| I'd totally like to do all of my exes again, in the order I dated them, for old time's sake. |
ooh, me too! i mean, i want to do all my exes... i dont want to do sarah... but i would do sarah's exes...
man, i really miss sex. |
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crsandus
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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| i_teach_esl wrote: |
| oneofthesarahs wrote: |
| I'd totally like to do all of my exes again, in the order I dated them, for old time's sake. |
ooh, me too! i mean, i want to do all my exes... i dont want to do sarah... but i would do sarah's exes...
man, i really miss sex. |
That's harsh rejecting a girl like that... fine fine, I'll do oneofthesarahs.
My list and not necessarily in this order:
1. Beyonce - she's smokin' hot
2. Scarlett Johansson - I think she'd be a wildcat in bed
3. My exgirlfriend - I miss her so 
4. These two Indian girls (at the same time only) I once saw at an airport who were sisters and were smokin' hot... Their mother was with them and I realized that they're better off on the fornicate list but not the marriage list.
5. as mentioned above, oneofthesarahs
6. Monica Bellucci - I just get the feeling that she'd be able to teach me all sortsa things.
7. Faye Wong - Not sure why but I'm drawn to her.
No Korean girls, I can't think of any that just fills my mind with lust. |
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Roch
Joined: 24 Apr 2003
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:15 pm Post subject: Re: My Fornication List! |
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These are my top five babes I'd like to pork:
1. Audree Jaymes
2. Sora Aoi
3. Winona Ryder
4. Madonna
5. Little Kim
How 'bout you? |
Winona is an attractive thing for sure. The rest are lame. |
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snarkycaroline
Joined: 04 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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1. Johnny Depp as Capt Jack Sparrow 
2. Gabe Saporta
3. David Beckham
4. Jake Gyllenhaal
5. Ryan Reynolds |
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i_teach_esl
Joined: 07 Sep 2006
Location: baebang, asan/cheonan
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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| oh yeah, im sorry y'all, let me rephrase: if i were into women, i would totally do oneofthesarahs. if i ever turn, sarah, be sure to look for my pm |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:39 pm Post subject: Re: My Fornication List! |
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| otis wrote: |
These are my top five babes I'd like to pork:
1. Audree Jaymes
2. Sora Aoi
3. Winona Ryder
4. Madonna
5. Little Kim
How 'bout you? |
Little Kim? Dude...
Since you've got Sora Aoi and Winnona Ryder on your list, I suggest you bump Little Kim and replace her with Reon Kadena. |
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mole
Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Act III
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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I want to bump my ficticious neighbor and add Emily Procter (CSI: Miami.)
Check out her fan sites. She can go heavy on the makeup and look pretty trashy. |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:33 pm Post subject: |
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| The Bobster wrote: |
4. Jessican Alba
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tranny... |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Steve Buscemi. |
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cruisemonkey
Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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| mole wrote: |
| 5. Oprah Winfry |
WTF?...  |
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mole
Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Act III
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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| cruisemonkey wrote: |
| mole wrote: |
| 5. Oprah Winfry |
WTF?... |
I expected this might cause trouble. Never had BBB syndrome?
Big, black, beautiful? We can add the other B.. Billionaire.
Not that I find her so physically pretty, she's got a warm, nurturing charismatic charm. |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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| mole wrote: |
| cruisemonkey wrote: |
| mole wrote: |
| 5. Oprah Winfry |
WTF?... |
I expected this might cause trouble. Never had BBB syndrome?
Big, black, beautiful? We can add the other B.. Billionaire.
Not that I find her so physically pretty, she's got a warm, nurturing charismatic charm. |
Yhere MUST be more attractove big black women...plus BBB doesn even fit as the last B is for beautiful, right? Ever seen her without her TV make up? She is SCARY |
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