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Jizzo T. Clown
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Location: at my wit's end
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| Love is like sticking your *beep* in a blender. Then turning the setting on to fine chopped. Then keeping the power switch off while the woman you love comes home from work, it's her time of the month, and asks you if you think she is fat while fondling the switch. |
Not sure if that's love...maybe marriage? |
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traxxe
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| Not sure if that's love...maybe marriage? |
Marriage is the mistake of people in love for the first time. Some people keep making that mistake.
Marriage is like owning a fish tank. After a while the tank gets old and disgusting and you just kinda wish it would go away so you can go swim in the ocean. |
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NAVFC
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| corinthians has the answer for anyone who subscribes to the Christian faith. |
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