BTM
Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Back in the saddle.
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 Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2003 6:58 am Post subject: |
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| So, what did you WISH you had done for Chuseok? |
Taken the red pill, grown to the approximate size of a re-animated male statue of liberty, snorted up 6 or 7 kilos of macro-methamphetamines, and stomped naked and rampant, willy akimbo, seven-league-boots active, up to Pyongyang, thundering, and farked with my massive stainless steel schlong the living crap out of whatever bunker Bouffant-boy was currently hiding out in, then, democracy payload delivered, stomped my way back down south, shedding enormous packages of delicious food-aid as I walked (spiked with porn and mobile phones), and when I returned, shrunk back down to normal human stature to receive the lovin' of the republican hotties drafted by MBC to celebrate the glory of my GiantAss Reunification.
Which, I suspect, is metaphorically pretty much the strategy that BushMonkey and his MoronBrigade have in mind as far as DPRK policy goes, unfortunately. And has about the same chance of becoming a reality.
So, you know, wish I'd just gotten drunk or somethin'. |
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