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toddswift
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Location: Seoul
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 Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:26 am Post subject: Tired, tired TIRED OF THE GIRLS.............. |
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| Yeah, so, I guess I am tired of the same old thing. Meet girl, cute, or........beautiful. Small talk, she is like " you are so handsome" small talk, more small talk, drinks, more drinks, soon the Motel. Then the deeds are done. Shower. Get dressed. Nothing. Been there, had that, time to move on. The tall thin ones with long hair and really chinky eyes, the short cute ones with the perm, the sophisticated ones that wear sexy clothes and try to speak French, the dumb blondes who act like they are the princesses of the world. They are all the same. What you think it the mother pearl turns out to be the same can of tuna fish that you bought back home. What else is there after the shower? I am bored just thinking about it. How can you last a month, a year, a life time? But the whitey girls are out, no levers there to raise me, none at all. I guess the only thing left are the hot Russians. |
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blaseblasphemener
Joined: 01 Jun 2006
Location: There's a voice, keeps on calling me, down the road, that's where I'll always be
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:39 pm Post subject: |
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| But oh the memories you'll have when you are married, 2 screaming kids, and an overweight-wife-in-a-mini-van, someday. You'll cherish these moments. |
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matthews_world
Joined: 15 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Idiot. |
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Passions
Joined: 31 May 2006
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm sure the girls are thinking the same of you. |
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Drunken Monkey
Joined: 17 Jan 2007
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Clearly gay! |
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jdog2050
Joined: 17 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:09 pm Post subject: Re: Tired, tired TIRED OF THE GIRLS.............. |
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| toddswift wrote: |
| Yeah, so, I guess I am tired of the same old thing. Meet girl, cute, or........beautiful. Small talk, she is like " you are so handsome" small talk, more small talk, drinks, more drinks, soon the Motel. Then the deeds are done. Shower. Get dressed. Nothing. Been there, had that, time to move on. The tall thin ones with long hair and really chinky eyes, the short cute ones with the perm, the sophisticated ones that wear sexy clothes and try to speak French, the dumb blondes who act like they are the princesses of the world. They are all the same. What you think it the mother pearl turns out to be the same can of tuna fish that you bought back home. What else is there after the shower? I am bored just thinking about it. How can you last a month, a year, a life time? But the whitey girls are out, no levers there to raise me, none at all. I guess the only thing left are the hot Russians. |
Time to move on to trannies. |
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seattlespew
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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billybrobby
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Hehehe. I was going to trash this guy, but I can't think of anything better than what's already been posted. |
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Doogie
Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Hwaseong City
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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| O.P., aren't you the same guy that was saying he was "in heaven" a few weeks back because you were banging one hot Korean girl after another? You were in paradise a few weeks ago and now you're bored(?). No offense, but if you're looking for someone with substance, you're not going to find her on the one-night-stand circuit. Personally, I have no problem with one nighters, but I don't get why you're complaining about it. |
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the eye
Joined: 29 Jan 2004
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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Another gem...
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| Well, nobody could have prepared me for my first night here! Went out, tried the drink called SOJU, I don't know why but I was not thinking it would get me so messed up, drank some, drank some more, one shot, next thing I knew the room was spinning, I was sick, and some Korean girl was hitting me on the back saying 'Wake Up!' Next thing I knew I was lost, forgot where I lived, got into a taxi, finally managed to find my place, so far everything is cool! OH, by the way, my name is Todd, if you are into movie writing, that is my hobby! |
Oh by the way, his name is Todd and he's into movie writing. |
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SACK
Joined: 20 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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Dont you have any mates toddswift?
Why come on a teaching site to say this bullshit? |
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richardlang
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Location: Gangnam
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:55 pm Post subject: Re: Tired, tired TIRED OF THE GIRLS.............. |
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| Then the deeds are done. |
I hope that when you departed her presence, you left the standard calling card: a gorilla mask |
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cj1976
Joined: 26 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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| I feel that the Gorilla Mask has the potential to become the new Dirty Sanchez. Good work, chap. |
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Bondrock
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Location: ^_^
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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so who died and made you Todd???
swift... swift!
the most ironic name on this board.... |
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Corporal
Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Hey look guys, it's princess after a sex change. |
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