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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:08 am Post subject: I'm buying a beer... |
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...for the first person who posts on this thread. Stipulations: you must live in Bundang (and, really, why anyone doesn't is a question for the ages), must be of legal age (for drinking, silly), and must be able to quote at least one line from Weekend at Bernie's. Quote three and I'll buy you a goddam pony.
I'm just in a fantastic mood, is all, and I'm feeling quite beneficent. Moreso than usual, I mean.
PS - the second person who posts can have a bagfull of the month-old, moldy buns that have been loitering in my fridge. I hit Maserial with them. It's true; he can cosign. |
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butlerian

Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Location: Korea
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:16 am Post subject: |
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Well, you're half an hour late.
I'm early today.
I hate ... Bernie's friends!
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Natalie
Joined: 16 Apr 2007
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:43 am Post subject: |
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I want the moldy buns!  |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:55 am Post subject: |
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VanIslander

Joined: 18 Aug 2003 Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:09 am Post subject: |
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What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you? ... How do you like that? The guy gets laid more times dead than I do alive... Bernie! You sure know how to throw a party Bernie! ...
That film was hysterically funny for years. But after a dozen or more times, and a decade later, I discovered it had lost its edge completely, like trying to watch old Three's Company episodes, the hilarity is fossilized in my memory, no longer tangible.
T aka S, if you ever get out of Seoul and make it down to the south coast I'll buy you a cold one on a warm beach. |
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Woland
Joined: 10 May 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:56 am Post subject: |
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Is it okay if I quote other films and pretend I know anything at all about Weekend at Bernie's?
"Make my weekend, Bernie!"
"A long, long weekend ago, in a Bernie's far far away..."
Jack Burton: OK, I won't, Bernie! Let's just CHEW our way out of this weekend.
Glad to here that you are feeling beneficent. Won't your daughter miss the pony, though? |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:57 am Post subject: |
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Damn, I'm feeling so beneficent that all you handsome mofos are invited, drinks on me. In fact, I'm gonna try to stir up a Sparkles Gathering. Don't think I won't. Kisses and punches (none to the face; I wanna stay pretty) optional.
Don't think I won't! |
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Maserial

Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Location: The Web
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:01 am Post subject: |
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| You know who really deserves a free beer? |
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Woland
Joined: 10 May 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:06 am Post subject: |
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Not some moldy bread catcher, that's for sure!
(PS: It's me! Me! Me! ME!) |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:09 am Post subject: |
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| Maserial wrote: |
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Nancy Lang! |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:13 am Post subject: |
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| jajdude wrote: |
| Does the third poster get anything? |
What does one give a man who has everything?
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freshking
Joined: 07 Dec 2006
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:17 am Post subject: |
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| "Man overboard!" |
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Maserial

Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Location: The Web
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:18 am Post subject: |
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| Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
| Maserial wrote: |
| You know who really deserves a free beer? |
Nancy Lang! |
Wrong!
Jan-Michael Vincent deserves a free beer!
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Woland
Joined: 10 May 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:34 am Post subject: |
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Jan-Michael Vincent deserves a free beer!
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Talk about your lowercase Kurt Russells. |
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