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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:08 am    Post subject: I'm buying a beer... Reply with quote

...for the first person who posts on this thread. Stipulations: you must live in Bundang (and, really, why anyone doesn't is a question for the ages), must be of legal age (for drinking, silly), and must be able to quote at least one line from Weekend at Bernie's. Quote three and I'll buy you a goddam pony.

I'm just in a fantastic mood, is all, and I'm feeling quite beneficent. Moreso than usual, I mean.

PS - the second person who posts can have a bagfull of the month-old, moldy buns that have been loitering in my fridge. I hit Maserial with them. It's true; he can cosign.
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butlerian



Joined: 04 Sep 2006
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, you're half an hour late.

I'm early today.

I hate ... Bernie's friends!

Very Happy
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Natalie



Joined: 16 Apr 2007

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want the moldy buns! Laughing
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does the third poster get anything?
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you? ... How do you like that? The guy gets laid more times dead than I do alive... Bernie! You sure know how to throw a party Bernie! ...

That film was hysterically funny for years. But after a dozen or more times, and a decade later, I discovered it had lost its edge completely, like trying to watch old Three's Company episodes, the hilarity is fossilized in my memory, no longer tangible.

T aka S, if you ever get out of Seoul and make it down to the south coast I'll buy you a cold one on a warm beach.
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Woland



Joined: 10 May 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it okay if I quote other films and pretend I know anything at all about Weekend at Bernie's?

"Make my weekend, Bernie!"

"A long, long weekend ago, in a Bernie's far far away..."

Jack Burton: OK, I won't, Bernie! Let's just CHEW our way out of this weekend.

Glad to here that you are feeling beneficent. Won't your daughter miss the pony, though?
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn, I'm feeling so beneficent that all you handsome mofos are invited, drinks on me. In fact, I'm gonna try to stir up a Sparkles Gathering. Don't think I won't. Kisses and punches (none to the face; I wanna stay pretty) optional.

Don't think I won't!
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Maserial



Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: The Web

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know who really deserves a free beer?
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Woland



Joined: 10 May 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not some moldy bread catcher, that's for sure!

(PS: It's me! Me! Me! ME!)
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maserial wrote:
You know who really deserves a free beer?


Nancy Lang!
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jajdude wrote:
Does the third poster get anything?


What does one give a man who has everything?
Wink
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freshking



Joined: 07 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Man overboard!"
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Maserial



Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: The Web

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
Maserial wrote:
You know who really deserves a free beer?


Nancy Lang!


Wrong!

Jan-Michael Vincent deserves a free beer!

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Woland



Joined: 10 May 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maserial wrote:
Jan-Michael Vincent deserves a free beer!



Talk about your lowercase Kurt Russells.
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