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mack4289
Joined: 06 Dec 2006
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 Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 10:27 pm Post subject: fun with porn |
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http://proxy.espn.go.com/espn/page2/blog/index?name=simmons&entryDate=20070518
"I included a reader's story about Jack Nicholson's *beep*, followed by me trying to come up with a porn movie title for his celebrity sex tape if it ever happened (my favorite was, "As Droopy As It Gets"). Well, suggestions came pouring in from the readers, including these goodies: "Terms of Engorgement," "The Two Jakes," "Terms of Endowment," "As Big as it Gets," "Ginatown," "You Can't Handle The Truth," "Sperms of Endearment" and "The Departed."
This is a great game, isn't it? Take some actor/actress and try to change their movie names to porn titles. |
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endofthewor1d
Joined: 01 Apr 2003
Location: the end of the wor1d.
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| Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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| my favorite was from an episode of the family guy. "you've got male... genetalia" |
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Tokki1
Joined: 14 May 2007
Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex
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| Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 11:23 pm Post subject: |
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| mack4289 wrote: |
http://proxy.espn.go.com/espn/page2/blog/index?name=simmons&entryDate=20070518
"I included a reader's story about Jack Nicholson's *beep*, followed by me trying to come up with a porn movie title for his celebrity sex tape if it ever happened (my favorite was, "As Droopy As It Gets"). Well, suggestions came pouring in from the readers, including these goodies: "Terms of Engorgement," "The Two Jakes," "Terms of Endowment," "As Big as it Gets," "Ginatown," "You Can't Handle The Truth," "Sperms of Endearment" and "The Departed."
This is a great game, isn't it? Take some actor/actress and try to change their movie names to porn titles. |
Lol @ Terms of Endowment. That's a good one 
After 28 Lays, 28 Cheeks Later, Riderman 3.
Nicholas Cage: Matchdick Men, Snake Eye, Sext, Rimming Las Vegas
Tom Cruise: Tom Gun, Coccktail (omfg it won't even let me spell it...)
See? Every one of Tom Cruise's movies is a perfect porn title??? Hmmm...must be the Hubbie factor. Damn Scientology...it's too perfect. "Position Impossible" "Bury MyGuire"
Arnold: "The Spermitator" (I'm sure that's been done), "Anal Recall", "Ho-man the Buttarian" |
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mack4289
Joined: 06 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 4:18 am Post subject: |
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For Denzel Washington:
Remember the Tight Ones
Malcolm XXX or Malcolm Xtra Large
The Man Inside
Man on Fire (is that gay porn? STD porn?) |
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Tony_Balony
Joined: 12 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 5:25 am Post subject: |
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| Saving Ryan's Privates with Tom Sizemore's brother, Richard. |
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hogwonguy1979
Joined: 22 Dec 2003
Location: the racoon den
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 5:37 am Post subject: |
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| for Eddie Murphy "Beaverly Hills Cop" |
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eamo
Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Snatch! ........Oh, wait........ |
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Troll_Bait
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)
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Matthew Broderick:
Inspect Her Gadget
Ferris Bueller's Getting Off
Project XXX |
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tareze
Joined: 13 Mar 2005
Location: north or south of a river
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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Three Men and Three Other Men.
Three Men and Your Sister. |
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endofthewor1d
Joined: 01 Apr 2003
Location: the end of the wor1d.
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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| tareze wrote: |
Three Men and Three Other Men.
Three Men and Your Sister. |
there's heaps of fun to be had with steve guttenberg titles.
"three men and (anything could go here)"
"c0ckoon"
"short circumcision" (a bit of a stretch)
"amazon women on my cock"
"phallus academy" (a bit more of a stretch)
"she takes two"
a couple of these movies i've never seen or heard of, but i looked him up on imdb.com. |
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seoulsucker
Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: The Land of the Hesitant Cutoff
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Russel Crowe in "Glad He Ate Her" |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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plowing ms. daisy
the shawshank fornication
glans of brothers 1-10 |
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mack4289
Joined: 06 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:54 pm Post subject: |
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Wow, Tom Selleck, Steve Gutenberg and Ted Danson and your sister. That would be the B list sex tape to end all B list sex tapes.
Kevin Spacey:
American Booty
Pay It Forward (From Behind) eh-that's a reach
And what about the ladies? Scarlett Johnansson:
Girl with a Pearl Necklace
Lost in Ejaculation |
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endofthewor1d
Joined: 01 Apr 2003
Location: the end of the wor1d.
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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| mack4289 wrote: |
Wow, Tom Selleck, Steve Gutenberg and Ted Danson and your sister. That would be the B list sex tape to end all B list sex tapes.
Kevin Spacey:
American Booty
Pay It Forward (From Behind) eh-that's a reach
And what about the ladies? Scarlett Johnansson:
Girl with a Pearl Necklace
Lost in Ejaculation |
"lost in transvestites" |
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tareze
Joined: 13 Mar 2005
Location: north or south of a river
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Romancing the Bone. |
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