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cbclark4



Joined: 20 Aug 2006
Location: Masan

PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vicissitude wrote:

What I'm saying is that it's unconstitutional for the US Government to intervene in foreign affairs that do not pose a direct threat to US citizens. Our military has been used inappropriately and the world needs to stop looking at the US as a freebie 911 service or world police enforcement agency. Yes, most Americans feel this way too! We don't have to agree with everything our government does and we don't.


I could not find anything in the constitution preventing intervention.

http://www.archives.gov/national-archives-experience/charters/constitution_transcript.html

Here is a pointer should you care to find a citation in your defence.

cbc
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Big_Bird



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vicissitude wrote:
Big_Bird wrote:
Perhaps. But more likely, he'll grow up to be astonishingly good looking, and an extremely talented rock guitarist. Whenever he tours America, women will absolutely cream themselves whenever they hear his sexy LIMEY pronunciation. They'll throw their bras and panties at him when he performs live, and scream their undying love for him (and his brother who would be the lead singer) and vent their sexual repression by tearing out their hair and racing down the aisles stark naked.

Vicissitude's daughters/granddaughters/grand nieces will mob him at the stage door, flashing their lice-ridden 'lady gardens' and begging for a good shagging. If they're lucky, they'll be allowed to spend 30 minutes in the dressing room with him, getting a damned good British seeing to. If they are right bloody ugly cows, they might be allowed to shag a few of the roadies (if they're lucky and the roadies are drunk enough).

Meanwhile, Postfundie's sexually confused teenage sons will gaze at posters of him on their bedroom walls, while they wistfully daydream about being bum blasted by him into the middle of the 22nd century.


Those are some very unrealistic goals and expectations for your son. I suspect he can't possibly achieve 20% of them so you remind him of how much of a failure he truly is in your eyes. As a result, he falls off the deep end....


Oh yeah, because I'm serious right? I don't mind what he does really, so long as he doesn't marry some frigid old cow with no sense of humour and a big chip on her shoulder about another nationality.
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Vicissitude



Joined: 27 Feb 2007
Location: Chef School

PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big_Bird wrote:
Vicissitude wrote:
Big_Bird wrote:
Perhaps. But more likely, he'll grow up to be astonishingly good looking, and an extremely talented rock guitarist. Whenever he tours America, women will absolutely cream themselves whenever they hear his sexy LIMEY pronunciation. They'll throw their bras and panties at him when he performs live, and scream their undying love for him (and his brother who would be the lead singer) and vent their sexual repression by tearing out their hair and racing down the aisles stark naked.

Vicissitude's daughters/granddaughters/grand nieces will mob him at the stage door, flashing their lice-ridden 'lady gardens' and begging for a good shagging. If they're lucky, they'll be allowed to spend 30 minutes in the dressing room with him, getting a damned good British seeing to. If they are right bloody ugly cows, they might be allowed to shag a few of the roadies (if they're lucky and the roadies are drunk enough).

Meanwhile, Postfundie's sexually confused teenage sons will gaze at posters of him on their bedroom walls, while they wistfully daydream about being bum blasted by him into the middle of the 22nd century.


Those are some very unrealistic goals and expectations for your son. I suspect he can't possibly achieve 20% of them so you remind him of how much of a failure he truly is in your eyes. As a result, he falls off the deep end....


Oh yeah, because I'm serious right? I don't mind what he does really, so long as he doesn't marry some frigid old cow with no sense of humour and a big chip on her shoulder about another nationality.


Oh you mean someone who's just like his mommy.
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stevemcgarrett



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, Big Bird:

While you were conversing with a cow, you neglected to respond to my magnanimous well-wishes for Baby Bird. Sad

I mean, the Moody Blues. They're almost on the same level with The Beatles. Think of the possibilities. O.k., o.k. I know it's a little early to contemplate your son's nights in white satin just yet. But, hey, imagine if he wrote a song like "The Question?" Wink
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Big_Bird



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stevemcgarrett wrote:
Hey, Big Bird:

While you were conversing with a cow, you neglected to respond to my magnanimous well-wishes for Baby Bird. Sad

I mean, the Moody Blues. They're almost on the same level with The Beatles. Think of the possibilities. O.k., o.k. I know it's a little early to contemplate your son's nights in white satin just yet. But, hey, imagine if he wrote a song like "The Question?" Wink


Sorry, our new little bovine friend is constantly vying for my attention. Yeah, I quite like the Moody Blues, I should listen to them a bit more. I certainly wouldn't want him to join one of these dreadful manufactured boy bands, like Take That or anything. I'd like him to be in something more like the Monkees. Wink
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stevemcgarrett



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big Bird,

The Monkees weren't really a band, ya know. I have higher hopes for your lovely son than air guitar.

P.S. If you haven't heard it recently, go to YouTube and listen and watch as the Moody Blues sing the Question. It's kind of a protest song wrapped up in a love song and uniquely their symphonic rock sound.
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Big_Bird



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stevemcgarrett wrote:
Big Bird,

The Monkees weren't really a band, ya know. I have higher hopes for your lovely son than air guitar.

P.S. If you haven't heard it recently, go to YouTube and listen and watch as the Moody Blues sing the Question. It's kind of a protest song wrapped up in a love song and uniquely their symphonic rock sound.


I know very well the story of the Monkees. Wink Couldn't resist.

I rather fancy he'll be sooooooo handsome that no-one will notice how well he can play anyway. Razz

I'll do what you suggest, I'm very interested to hear it again now. However, I don't yet have the software to check it out for the moment.
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ddeubel



Joined: 20 Jul 2005

PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BB,

I wish I had your own ability to roll with the funches.......you are doing it well. Keep on and keep straight on doing what you do . Let all the other density do as density does, drop.....

DD
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postfundie



Joined: 28 May 2004

PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Meanwhile, Postfundie's sexually confused teenage sons will gaze at posters of him on their bedroom walls, while they wistfully daydream about being bum blasted by him into the middle of the 22nd century.


Man I hit a nerve...I mention something about joing the IDF and living in the Holy Land and you come back with with wishful incest butt sex.....man you must have some deep fear of your son marrying an Evangelical Christian. Anyway don't worry that won't happen. Since you love to defend Islam so much I'd wager your tike will convert because that religion has tons of sexual freedom for male adherents. (non-believers and women don't count)
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