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[cwemory]

my grandfather's reply to every cry of "I want" or "I wish" was

"Wish in one hand and shlt in the other... and see which one fills up first"

[Rapacious Mr. Batstove]

Back in the day when I was a wee tacker, I would stay for a weekend with my granddad.

Me: What's for dinner?

Mac: A smoke and a look around, if you don't smoke, just look around.


My old man was also a tough *beep*.

Me: I'm bored.

Rick: Go play on the highway.

[crusher_of_heads]

"Do you have a twin sister that could watch us have sex?"

[mcgeezer]

Beer runs dry, time to get into the rye"
old uni saying amongst the boys

[cosmo]

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[mcgeezer]

I think this is a good one, and in no way am I trying to offend ANYONE at all, so don't take it seriously....

When you've done something many times/for a long time use this:
Since Christ was a Cowboy[/quote]
#1
eg..:
Q--"Hey Ted, you ever been to that restaurant that serves those funny looking donuts for desert?"

A--"Cecil, I've been going to that place since Christ was a Cowboy"

#2
Q--"Hey, nice to meet you. Ever had that Tsingtao beer before?"

A--"Dude, I've been drinking that stuff since Christ was a Cowboy"
Seriously try it, it'll get a laugh outta people "

[contrarian]

I so hungry I could eat the south end of a north bound skunk.

[JMO]

[The Bobster]

My college roommate on the topic of fellatio :

"You know, when you really think about what's going on, it's amazing ANY woman would ever want to do it."

Whoa, dude ... not so loud, okay?

[beast]

I'll sleep when I'm dead.

Knock you into next week.

He's blind in one eye and can't see out of the other.

Horny as a bullmoose.

[piscin]

Referring to being extremely hungry;

I'd eat the arse off a nun through a convent gate


P.S. Cosmo - get a grip, will you?

[cosmo]

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[freshking]

she's got a face like a bulldog chewin on a wasp.

[cosmo]

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[piscin]

Cosmo, focusing on my choice of language doesn't change the fact that you're acting like an hysterical old woman....

Once again; get a grip