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Freaka



Joined: 05 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zoobot wrote:
Metrosexuals are f*cking the world in the a@s with no lube or c*nd&om.


Zoobot, what do you have against metrosexuals? (lol)

My last boyfriend was metro...he liked to shop for clothes and shoes...he was also into hair products and grooming...he drank martinis and greyhounds (vodka grapefruits)...he never watched sports on TV...but he also went mountain biking and liked to race cars (at the track) and did lotsa other "hetero" stuff. Brad Pitt, Jude Law and George Clooney are all metro...and they're hot! (hehe)

p.s. Actually, George is a little more than just metro...if you get my drift. Wink
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insam



Joined: 17 May 2007

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm, I only got through four or five pages, but where are the politically incorrect statements?

How about these:

-Hitler was right.
-Jews and Blacks may be related to humans, but at best only at the level of family, not genus or species.
-NAMBLA is the solution to all of the world's woes. It should be extended to include infants.
-Smearing feces all over one's body hourly should be required for everyone.
-If you dislike someone for any reason you should kill him/her. However, if you kill him/her you must eat him/her.
-Gay men should be castrated, and lesbians should be subject to genital mutilation.

Don't come back at me as if I support any of the above, just trying to think of things that actually fit the category. Most of the crap on here can be heard at any cafe outside any university on earth. Incest, metaphysics, religion? Give me a break. Rolling Eyes Even some of mine aren't that controversial in a universal sense.
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SPINOZA



Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alyallen wrote:
SPINOZA wrote:
Freaka wrote:
SPINOZA wrote:
People who get tattoos are white, working class, stupid, uneducated, badly brought-up filth.

But yeah - Chinese character tatoos are particularly annoying.

"oooh, it means "peace to all men"". No it doesn't. It means you're a tw*t!

Why do white chicks get that exact same tattoo? I'm willing to bet some gormless yet strong female on any of numerous reality TV shows set the trend and the mindless mass just follows. Does Jennifer Anniston have one? Probably. There's why. Rolling Eyes



But to suggest that only a certain type of person would get a tattoo, it only attests to your own ignorance, no?


Ignorant? Me? Oh please. I wrote First Class papers on Analytic Metaphysics.

Tattoos, the people that have them, apart from one or two rock stars who I like, are pathetic, embarrassingly heinous vermin with whom I am ashamed to share a skin color, language and common culture. They are riffraff, dregs.


Good thing we don't share a skin color...


Oh really? You're not white? I didn't know. It's not like you constantly mention you're a black woman or anything like that. Rolling Eyes Anyway, congratulations - you're a black woman! It's really awesome. We all really admire you for being born black and female and as for the moving to Korea part? Wow, incredible.

Good thing we don't share a skin color - good thing for whom? Good thing for non-blacks. Who'd wanna be black and get treated like a white guy in Korea almost everywhere in the world except Africa?

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Same language...sadly yes


Why sadly? You're in a foreign, distant land making money from teaching the English language. You can go anywhere on the planet and do the piss easy job of teaching your native language, in your native language, to happy punters. Folks in France, Germany, don't have this luxury and have to slog it out for 10 bucks an hour flippin' burgers or serving drinks as their reward for a 4 year degree. If you don't like sharing the English language with the rest of us, do something about it.

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Same culture...perhaps but same values....nope....


You can say that again. We know all about your values from Hip-hop lyrics.
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Alyallen



Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SPINOZA wrote:
You can say that again. We know all about your values from Hip-hop lyrics.


Sigh...you know nothing.
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thepeel



Joined: 08 Aug 2004

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'll be back in a few ticks. Gonna go and measure the love I feel for my girl. Got a ruler?


Love is a chemical reaction not all that dissimilar from many other chemical reactions in the mind. You love your girl as it was evolutionarily useful for you to do so. There is nothing spiritual about it. I hate to burst your bubble, but what you feel in not unique to you. It is one of the means our species has developed to ensure our survival.

So, how can we measure this spirit? Where is it. What evidence do you have for it?[/quote]
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ChimpumCallao



Joined: 17 May 2005
Location: your mom

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SPINOZA wrote:
Alyallen wrote:
SPINOZA wrote:
Freaka wrote:
SPINOZA wrote:
People who get tattoos are white, working class, stupid, uneducated, badly brought-up filth.

But yeah - Chinese character tatoos are particularly annoying.

"oooh, it means "peace to all men"". No it doesn't. It means you're a tw*t!

Why do white chicks get that exact same tattoo? I'm willing to bet some gormless yet strong female on any of numerous reality TV shows set the trend and the mindless mass just follows. Does Jennifer Anniston have one? Probably. There's why. :roll:



But to suggest that only a certain type of person would get a tattoo, it only attests to your own ignorance, no?


Ignorant? Me? Oh please. I wrote First Class papers on Analytic Metaphysics.

Tattoos, the people that have them, apart from one or two rock stars who I like, are pathetic, embarrassingly heinous vermin with whom I am ashamed to share a skin color, language and common culture. They are riffraff, dregs.


Good thing we don't share a skin color...


Oh really? You're not white? I didn't know. It's not like you constantly mention you're a black woman or anything like that. :roll:



heh heh.



OK OK OK I have one- -

There is nothing sadder, to me at least, than an ugly woman posing for a glamour shot picture. Or pictures in general. It breaks my heart. Think about them at home, doing their hair, trying to smile all nice, checking to make sure the picture came out ok-- i have a hard time going by picture shops or seeing peopel pose for pictures. Is that weird? Does anyone share the sentiment? Do pictures make anyone else emotional? ugh, i don't think anyone understands

ANYWAY.

And here are some gems from my grandma.

I wish it had been the British that colonized us. Then we wouldn't be so lazy.

You should marry a white guy, and therefore improve your race .

More Black women should aspire to be like Claire Huxtable.

White women have giant mammaries because they drink too much milk.

Mexicans are not Hispanic. Theyre...MEXICAN.
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Newbie



Joined: 07 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ChimpumCallao wrote:



More Black women should aspire to be like Claire Huxtable.


awesome.
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jinju



Joined: 22 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jinju isnt such a bad guy..he's just honest
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Newbie wrote:
ChimpumCallao wrote:



More Black women should aspire to be like Claire Huxtable.


awesome.


That is to say, June Cleaver/ Mom Brady in blackface.
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ajgeddes



Joined: 28 Apr 2004
Location: Yongsan

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, mine is more of a question, but do fukcing ugly people find other fukcing ugly people good looking?

Or, do they just know they are fukcing ugly, therefore must find someone else who is fukcing ugly and just settle?

(This also works with fat people.)
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Ilsanman



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread's winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jinju wrote:
Jinju isnt such a bad guy..he's just honest
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BuHaoChi



Joined: 30 Jan 2007

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ilsanman



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Countries that accept immigrants should rank a country based upon points. Then they should accept an amount of people based upon that ranking.

Hmmm.....Sudan is scoring about 1/1000 right now. Don't accept any of them.

Saudi Arabia supports terrorists...2/1000.

Belgian chicks are hot. 1100/1000
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eamo



Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jinju wrote:
Jinju isnt such a bad guy..he's just honest

Well, he's an honest arsehole. (That's with affection Jinju. Although I rarely agree with you).
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Boodleheimer



Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

most people are a-holes.

i'll readily take a Palestinian's side in an argument against an Israeli.

i'm racist against all races, including my own.

other countries should make it harder for Koreans to get working visas, simply because of the hoops we all have had to jump through.
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