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endo

Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Location: Seoul...my home
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:42 pm Post subject: 1000 Things You've Learned in Life |
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1000) If you feel hurt by another persons comment there's a good chance that it hits at some of your own insecurities. |
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endo

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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:42 pm Post subject: |
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999) When you give the truth it will often come back to you. |
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endo

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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:44 pm Post subject: |
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998) Life never goes as you anticipate it. There's no sense planning too far ahead, because something surprising always goes down. |
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endo

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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:44 pm Post subject: |
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997) Japanese porn is gold! Gold I tell ya! |
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yawarakaijin
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:44 pm Post subject: |
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996.) Don't plug your nose when you sneeze while you are taking a leak.
It was in order when I clicked to reply. You have just experienced too much and beat me to the punch. Go take a leak and plug your nose while you sneeze!
Question. Would that also injure a female sneeze blocking urinator? 
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endo

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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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Try to keep the correct order yawarakaijin
(if you're able to edit then change it to # 996)
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endo

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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:04 am Post subject: |
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995) Facebook and Daves ESL cut into work productivity Big Time! |
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yawarakaijin
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:15 am Post subject: |
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994.) Contributing to your own thread too many times makes one look like a weirdo.  |
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yawarakaijin
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:16 am Post subject: |
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993.) Replying to another's thread many times simply makes you appear to be cool.  |
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swetepete

Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Location: a limp little burg
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:23 am Post subject: |
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#992) I look more like my dad than my mum.
#991) 'Work is the curse of the drinking classes.'
#990) 'It takes a strong man to fertilize a chicken.'
#989) I'd rather fail at being funny than succeed in being an ass-hole. |
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Wangja

Joined: 17 May 2004 Location: Seoul, Yongsan
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:52 am Post subject: |
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988 - the chap entering the pub's toilet has the right of way. |
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HapKi

Joined: 10 Dec 2004 Location: TALL BUILDING-SEOUL
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:39 am Post subject: |
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987.) Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. |
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hogwonguy1979

Joined: 22 Dec 2003 Location: the racoon den
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:07 am Post subject: |
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986) Dont tug on Supermans cape
985) Dont spit into the wind
984) Dont pull the mask off the Lone Ranger |
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jlb
Joined: 18 Sep 2003
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:10 am Post subject: |
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983. You don't have to let other people dictate your reality
982. Avoid debt if possible. Credit cards are evil. |
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Sine qua non

Joined: 18 Feb 2007
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:02 am Post subject: |
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981: If you avoid action, you avoid screwing something up. |
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