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1000 Things You've Learned in Life
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endo



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:42 pm    Post subject: 1000 Things You've Learned in Life Reply with quote

1000) If you feel hurt by another persons comment there's a good chance that it hits at some of your own insecurities.
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endo



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

999) When you give the truth it will often come back to you.
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endo



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

998) Life never goes as you anticipate it. There's no sense planning too far ahead, because something surprising always goes down.
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endo



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

997) Japanese porn is gold! Gold I tell ya!
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yawarakaijin



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

996.) Don't plug your nose when you sneeze while you are taking a leak.

It was in order when I clicked to reply. You have just experienced too much and beat me to the punch. Go take a leak and plug your nose while you sneeze! Wink

Question. Would that also injure a female sneeze blocking urinator? Shocked


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endo



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try to keep the correct order yawarakaijin Wink

(if you're able to edit then change it to # 996)


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endo



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

995) Facebook and Daves ESL cut into work productivity Big Time!
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yawarakaijin



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

994.) Contributing to your own thread too many times makes one look like a weirdo. Wink
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yawarakaijin



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

993.) Replying to another's thread many times simply makes you appear to be cool. Cool
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

#992) I look more like my dad than my mum.
#991) 'Work is the curse of the drinking classes.'
#990) 'It takes a strong man to fertilize a chicken.'
#989) I'd rather fail at being funny than succeed in being an ass-hole.
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Wangja



Joined: 17 May 2004
Location: Seoul, Yongsan

PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

988 - the chap entering the pub's toilet has the right of way.
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HapKi



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

987.) Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
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hogwonguy1979



Joined: 22 Dec 2003
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

986) Dont tug on Supermans cape
985) Dont spit into the wind
984) Dont pull the mask off the Lone Ranger
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jlb



Joined: 18 Sep 2003

PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

983. You don't have to let other people dictate your reality
982. Avoid debt if possible. Credit cards are evil.
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Sine qua non



Joined: 18 Feb 2007

PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

981: If you avoid action, you avoid screwing something up.
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