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Manner of Speaking
Joined: 09 Jan 2003
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 Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2003 10:13 pm Post subject: Re: gift |
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| Ilsanman wrote: |
Here is a story from my friend.
In class a kid asked him if he had a g/f, and he said I dont have a girlfriend.
Then a kid made the motion with his hands of a hole and a finger going in and out, and he said...then teacher no f-ckie!! |
Gets right to the point, doesn't he...that's hilarious!!!!!  |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2003 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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| "Do you like gay sex?" That was a bad one. I ran away. |
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matko
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: in a world of hurt!
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| Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2003 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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| jajdude wrote: |
| "Do you like gay sex?" That was a bad one. I ran away. |
I think that question is appropriate considering your handle!  |
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Skywalker26
Joined: 13 Jun 2003
Location: Up the Kyber Pass
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| Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:27 am Post subject: |
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One of the most inappropriate thing that was said to me was by one of my students in my mothers class. She said "You look like George Michael"
To this day I still have no self-esteem |
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Tancred
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
Location: Upon a mountain in unknown Kadath
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| Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:31 am Post subject: |
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we heard you the first time, skywalker...  |
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funplanet
Joined: 20 Jun 2003
Location: The new Bucheon!
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| Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 2:43 am Post subject: |
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in a bathroom at a train station...
"You big, can I touch?"
told him to "p!ss off" |
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Blue Flower
Joined: 23 Feb 2003
Location: The realisation that I only have to endure two more weeks in this filthy, perverted, nasty place!
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I was walking through Hongdae and a guy came up to me, said he was from Casablanca (is anyone actually from there?) and asked if he could make an appointment with me.
My boss saying, "Hi blue flower, you look fat." Well cheers buddy, I'll just go home and cry now. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 3:52 am Post subject: |
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On the first day of a private class with three adult students:
Student #1: Are you married?
Me: I used to be married. I'm divorced now.
Student #1: How do you take care of your sexual needs?
Me: (after a stunned silence) It's time to discuss what questions are appropriate when meeting a foreigner.
A couple of months later when I knew him better, I asked him if he asked everyone that question. He said, "No, but I was curious about you." |
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gypsyfish
Joined: 17 Jan 2003
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 3:55 am Post subject: |
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| funplanet wrote: |
in a bathroom at a train station...
"You big, can I touch?"
told him to "p!ss off" |
ding, ding, ding ...We have a winnah!  |
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funplanet
Joined: 20 Jun 2003
Location: The new Bucheon!
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| Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 4:44 am Post subject: |
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| after thinking about it....did boost the ole' ego being that I am just an "average" joe in that department |
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coolsage
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Location: The overcast afternoon of the soul
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| Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 8:24 am Post subject: |
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| This is the land where subtely comes to die... |
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The Man known as The Man
Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!
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| Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:19 pm Post subject: Re: the most inappropriate thing that a korean has said to y |
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| kiwioutofthenest wrote: |
Well i have two that happened this week
leaving school on friday when one of my 13 year old students runs up to me "Kiwi Where are you going?" Me "Home" Him "Can i come" Me "Why" Him "we can sleep togeather" ......i laughed all the way home
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Okay, that's number 2 option after reciting John Donne. |
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The Man known as The Man
Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!
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| Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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| katydid wrote: |
I said this when I was tired and at an outing with a number of other teachers from the uni: "I want to go home."
Korean professor: "But you can't 'go home.' Korea isn't your home."
Thanks for the welcome, butt-munch.
In a similar vein, does ANYONE ELSE get this series of questions:
"Where are you from?"
"I am from America."
"When you go back home?" |
Why do you attribute that to being American?
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Son Deureo!
Joined: 30 Apr 2003
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| Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:46 am Post subject: |
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| Scum sucking former boss during a company dinner wrote: |
| I did not know that you were so very fat when I hired you. |
| Money grubbing owner of the last hogwon I was working for who was refusing to give me vacation time wrote: |
| You must be sure to visit Cheju Do while you are in Korea. |
| Moronic racist boss complaining to me about the recruiter who had sent him a black teacher, who was sent back to Canada before he could even teach a single day wrote: |
| How could he do this to me? |
| Same idiotic hogwon owner to recruiter, after a coworker had finished his contract wrote: |
| I want my recruiter fee back. |
| Hogwon owner who provided no training, and would not allow me to discipline or speak Korean to my kindy classes wrote: |
| Why can't you control your classes? |
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Pyongshin Sangja
Joined: 20 Apr 2003
Location: I love baby!
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| Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 5:43 am Post subject: |
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"When I am sick, you must nurse me."
-Would love, to, darling. Ain't got the right tubes. |
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