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hagwonnewbie

Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Location: Asia
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:41 pm Post subject: How to murder a puppy; rite of passage |
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Apparently, murdering a puppy is a rite of passage for young men in Korea. It's how a boy becomes a man; although I always had thought it was having five minutes of sex with a prostitute in the Seoul station bathroom stall.
I'm told that when a man kills a young dog, it is a beautiful thing.
"The dog must be very terrified so that it doesn't die immediately. You cannnot, hit the skull or it will die too soon. Beat every part of the body, so the meat is tender and delicious"
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Bibbitybop

Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:52 pm Post subject: |
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Where did you get this load? |
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GoldMember
Joined: 24 Oct 2006
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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Some people are very gullible. |
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mateomiguel
Joined: 16 May 2005
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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I think you may have gotten Koreans confused with the Unsullied, eunuch slave soldiers, obedient and deadly, from the fantasy novel series A Song of Ice and Fire.
Its easy to see how you would make such a mistake, since Koreans are a 50 million person nation of black-haired, dark eyed Asians and the Unsullied are a group of bald, elite, drugged-up soldiers who pull new names out of a hat every morning and serve the god-queen Daenerys and her dragons.
Yes, I can see how you made that mistake.
All hail Daenerys! |
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jaganath69

Joined: 17 Jul 2003
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, more blood-libel-type bollox |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:49 pm Post subject: |
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Protocols of the Elders of the Land of the Morning Calm (Henry Ford Edition)! |
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jaganath69

Joined: 17 Jul 2003
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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mindmetoo wrote: |
Protocols of the Elders of the Land of the Morning Calm (Henry Ford Edition)! |
You mean Peu-ro-to-kol-seu ob da rearned erders ob Han! |
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unknown9398

Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Location: Yeongcheon, S. Korea
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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Killing an animal, even one as cute and loveable as a puppy, isn't murder. It's sick and twisted, but not in the same category as killing a human being. |
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twg

Joined: 02 Nov 2006 Location: Getting some fresh air...
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:11 pm Post subject: Re: How to murder a puppy; rite of passage |
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hagwonnewbie wrote: |
Apparently, murdering a puppy is a rite of passage for young men in Korea. |
Well, that's what we have to do to get health care in Canada.
What? You all believed that "free" business? |
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Scotticus
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:13 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks, Newb, for making us all look stupider by association. |
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PeterDragon
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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unknown9398 wrote: |
Killing an animal, even one as cute and loveable as a puppy, isn't murder. It's sick and twisted, but not in the same category as killing a human being. |
I was going to say that, but then I read a description of the way the dog is killed. While murder isn't the correct terminology per se, the word carries an accurate connotation. I too am skeptical that Korean men widely practice this, or practice it at all. |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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How to murder a semi-colon; gorilla tactics. |
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Cerriowen
Joined: 03 Jun 2006 Location: Pocheon
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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complete B.S.
I have lots of male Korean friends, and while they would eat dog soup they'd never hurt an animal. |
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The_Eyeball_Kid

Joined: 20 Jun 2007
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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Qinella wrote: |
How to murder a semi-colon; gorilla tactics. |
Do you mean 'guerrilla' tactics; or; was that deliberate? |
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jaganath69

Joined: 17 Jul 2003
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:34 am Post subject: |
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Cerriowen wrote: |
complete B.S.
I have lots of male Korean friends, and while they would eat dog soup they'd never hurt an animal. |
Besides, they would be afraid of messing up their permas and pink dress shirts.  |
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