| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
peppermint
Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
|
 Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:54 am Post subject: for Alyallen |
 |
|
| Quote: |
NORRISTOWN, Pa. (AP) - A pet store has bought a two-headed turtle from a collector and plans to keep it on display, the store manager said. The 2-month-old turtle, actually conjoined red-eared slider twins, fits on a silver dollar.
It has two heads sticking out from opposite ends of its shell, along with a pair of front feet on each side. But there is just one set of back feet and one tail.
The turtle is apparently healthy, and the species can live 15 to 20 years, said Jay Jacoby, manager of Big Al's Aquarium Supercenter in East Norriton. The turtle has not yet been named. |
http://apnews.excite.com/article/20070928/D8RU5SQ83.html |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Draz
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Location: Land of Morning Clam
|
| Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:14 am Post subject: |
|
|
| How does it poop? |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: All over the map
|
| Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:31 am Post subject: |
|
|
| It must be creepy for the turtle knowing there is someone behind him, but every time he turns around there's noone there. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
|
| Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:24 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Draz wrote: |
| How does it poop? |
Thats a valid question... and if it be a co-joined cloaca, how do they work out who goes first??? Not easy to play rock scissors paper when doubled over legs crossed..... |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
wo buxihuan hanguoren
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Location: Suyuskis
|
| Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:27 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I am not sure I understand - you are presenting to us a deformity of nature, because Alyallen is black, or she likes freaky turtles, or just what is the point of this absurd post, and how does it pertain to living in Korea?
Am I smart, or do I just not get it? |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
|
| Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:10 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| wo buxihuan hanguoren wrote: |
I am not sure I understand - you are presenting to us a deformity of nature, because Alyallen is black, or she likes freaky turtles, or just what is the point of this absurd post, and how does it pertain to living in Korea?
Am I smart, or do I just not get it? |
ah jeez....... 
Guess who failed Philosophical Symbology 101....
simple: yes, Allyallen is black. Ninjas wear black... (except for the good ninja in Rambo)... ergo- black is a ninja colour (except if you are the pansy good ninja in Rambo) ergo- Allyallen is also a ninja. Even when naked. I want to be a naked ninja and sometimes when i am naked i run around pretending that i am... often with painful results. But i cannot be a true ninja because I am very hairy and look very disgusting when exposing my dangly bits... Allyallen however looks quite nice.
some famous ninjas in history have included, myself, my mother, and a few mutant turtles named after dead artists.
can you see the link?
If you flip a turtle on its back (don't attempt this with the ninja variety... its a good way to lose an eyeball or two) it will lay on its back kicking its chubby little webbed feet in the air. Just like a little fat korean kid with an overloaded backpack...
and so... a mutant turtle is in fact the perfect symbol of korea. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Alyallen
Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!
|
| Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:56 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| The evil penguin wrote: |
| wo buxihuan hanguoren wrote: |
I am not sure I understand - you are presenting to us a deformity of nature, because Alyallen is black, or she likes freaky turtles, or just what is the point of this absurd post, and how does it pertain to living in Korea?
Am I smart, or do I just not get it? |
ah jeez.......
Guess who failed Philosophical Symbology 101....
simple: yes, Allyallen is black. Ninjas wear black... (except for the good ninja in Rambo)... ergo- black is a ninja colour (except if you are the pansy good ninja in Rambo) ergo- Allyallen is also a ninja. Even when naked. I want to be a naked ninja and sometimes when i am naked i run around pretending that i am... often with painful results. But i cannot be a true ninja because I am very hairy and look very disgusting when exposing my dangly bits... Allyallen however looks quite nice.
some famous ninjas in history have included, myself, my mother, and a few mutant turtles named after dead artists.
can you see the link?
If you flip a turtle on its back (don't attempt this with the ninja variety... its a good way to lose an eyeball or two) it will lay on its back kicking its chubby little webbed feet in the air. Just like a little fat korean kid with an overloaded backpack...
and so... a mutant turtle is in fact the perfect symbol of korea. |
Hahahahahha....That made me laugh out loud, Evil Penguin!
Wo, my avatars in the past were turtles until recently, hence why Peppermint started this thread for me.
Peppermint! Thanks for that. I was tempted to make that picture my avatar but resisted the compulsion. That reminds me! Time to change my avatar! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
skconqueror
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
|
| Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:50 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| wo buxihuan hanguoren wrote: |
I am not sure I understand - you are presenting to us a deformity of nature, because Alyallen is black, or she likes freaky turtles, or just what is the point of this absurd post, and how does it pertain to living in Korea?
Am I smart, or do I just not get it? |
couldnt agree more.. such things should be kept to PM. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
write of weigh
Joined: 08 Sep 2007
Location: Mars
|
| Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:29 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Draz wrote: |
| How does it poop? |
I think the link to Alyallen has more to do with this previous quote. You see, the turtle has no anal cavity therefore it must poop in a special way...ie, the poop comes out of its mouth.
Can u see the connection now? |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
|
| Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:22 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| write of weigh wrote: |
| Can u see the connection now? |
To your previous ID here?
Not really, could you be more specific? |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Alyallen
Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!
|
| Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:47 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| write of weigh wrote: |
| Draz wrote: |
| How does it poop? |
I think the link to Alyallen has more to do with this previous quote. You see, the turtle has no anal cavity therefore it must poop in a special way...ie, the poop comes out of its mouth.
Can u see the connection now? |
A sign that sums up write of weigh to a...'w'
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
FAQ
Search
Memberlist
Usergroups
Register
Profile
Log in to check your private messages
Log in
