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high as a freakin' kite!!!
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Xerxes



Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently

PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone pm me on who and where?

I'm too old and it's been way way too long straight. Laughing
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SuperFly



Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse

PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

evilive wrote:
Talking about being high..Drove to the gym this morning..parked up, headed for the doors when i noticed a little bag full of something green, being curious i picked it up give it a little sniff..and thought someone must be upset.

I thought it was pretty funny, i guess you can find anything on the streets..

To what do i wish i were right now..erm a kung fu monkey.



Bongo Bong -- Manu Chao

Mama was queen of the mambo
Papa was king of the Congo
Deep down in the jungle
I started bangin' my first bongo
Every monkey'd like to be
In my place instead of me
Cause I'm the king of bongo, baby
I'm the king of bongo bong
I went to the big town
Where there is a lot of sound
From the jungle to the city
Looking for a bigger crown
So I play my boogie
For the people of big city
But they don't go crazy
When I'm bangin' in my boogie
I'm the "king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong"
Hear me when I come
King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong
They say that I'm a clown
Making too much dirty sound
They say there is no place for little monkey in this town
Nobody'd like to be in my place instead of me
Cause nobody go crazy when I'm bangin' on my boogie
I'm the king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong
Hear me when I come
"King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong"
Bangin' on my bongo all that swing belongs to me
I'm so happy there's nobody in my place instead of me
I'm a king without a crown hanging loose in a big town
But I'm the king of bongo baby I'm the king of bongo bong
King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong
Hear me when I come, baby, king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong
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evilive



Joined: 01 Sep 2007
Location: England

PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ha ha..i actually read all of that Very Happy
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ernie



Joined: 05 Aug 2006
Location: asdfghjk

PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i'm not high but i keep detecting a *familiar* smell in my neighborhood... hmmm... i doubt it's the real thing (because who would be so obvious about it, esp here) so what is it? i'm so pathetic, i would settle for a beer and the smell... i wouldn't be high but i can pretend... can anyone help me out? what is that wonderful smelling stuff?

p.s. whatever this stuff is should be exported and sold to people who want to hide their toking... if your house smelled like this all the time, no one would know when you were burning the real thing!
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ceesgetdegrees



Joined: 12 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow...as high as a kite, that's pretty high, you must be badass!
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crusher_of_heads



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!

PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:48 pm    Post subject: Re: high as a freakin' kite!!! Reply with quote

rockstarsmooth wrote:
i'm not.
but i sure wish i was!
instead i'm sitting here naked in front of my computer listening to very loud music.
what do you wish you were right now?
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Arrow right now i'm listening to: front line assembly - floatation


I wish I was in your partment, after the 2nd glass of Merlot...
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ceesgetdegrees



Joined: 12 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:50 pm    Post subject: Re: high as a freakin' kite!!! Reply with quote

crusher_of_heads wrote:
rockstarsmooth wrote:
i'm not.
but i sure wish i was!
instead i'm sitting here naked in front of my computer listening to very loud music.
what do you wish you were right now?
rss Cool



Arrow right now i'm listening to: front line assembly - floatation


I wish I was in your partment, after the 2nd glass of Merlot...


Stalker alert!
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rockstarsmooth



Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Location: anyang, baybee!

PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:01 pm    Post subject: Re: high as a freakin' kite!!! Reply with quote

ceesgetdegrees wrote:
crusher_of_heads wrote:
rockstarsmooth wrote:
i'm not.
but i sure wish i was!
instead i'm sitting here naked in front of my computer listening to very loud music.
what do you wish you were right now?
rss Cool



Arrow right now i'm listening to: front line assembly - floatation


I wish I was in your partment, after the 2nd glass of Merlot...


Stalker alert!


yes!
another stalker!
i only hope s/he's one of the good ones...
rss Cool



Arrow right now i'm listening to: nirvana - on a plain
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rockstarsmooth



Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Location: anyang, baybee!

PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RACETRAITOR wrote:
rockstarsmooth wrote:
RACETRAITOR wrote:
You just gave my wife a boner.


now would be a good time to get jumped in, hey?


I decided starting a skinhead crew was too 20th century. Going with a ladyboy crew now. My ladyboy name is DeMise.

(By the way, it was you who inspired the boner.)


do i still get to join?
more importantly, do i still get to be jumped in by your wife?
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Arrow right now i'm listening to: the cribs - be safe
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crazy_arcade



Joined: 05 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:29 pm    Post subject: Re: high as a freakin' kite!!! Reply with quote

rockstarsmooth wrote:
i'm not.
but i sure wish i was!
instead i'm sitting here naked in front of my computer listening to very loud music.
what do you wish you were right now?
rss Cool



Arrow right now i'm listening to: front line assembly - floatation


It's really enjoyable to figure out random people's esl accounts.
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rockstarsmooth



Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Location: anyang, baybee!

PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:52 pm    Post subject: Re: high as a freakin' kite!!! Reply with quote

crazy_arcade wrote:
rockstarsmooth wrote:
i'm not.
but i sure wish i was!
instead i'm sitting here naked in front of my computer listening to very loud music.
what do you wish you were right now?
rss Cool



Arrow right now i'm listening to: front line assembly - floatation


It's really enjoyable to figure out random people's esl accounts.


oh gawd no.
please.
not that.
i would just die if someone found out my real name. 'cause then you'll know the name of someone who hangs out naked in her apartment, listening to music, surfing the internet, and dreaming of getting high.
oh. the horror.
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Arrow right now i'm listening to: manu chao - santa maradona
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crazy_arcade



Joined: 05 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:00 pm    Post subject: Re: high as a freakin' kite!!! Reply with quote

rockstarsmooth wrote:
crazy_arcade wrote:
rockstarsmooth wrote:
i'm not.
but i sure wish i was!
instead i'm sitting here naked in front of my computer listening to very loud music.
what do you wish you were right now?
rss Cool



Arrow right now i'm listening to: front line assembly - floatation


It's really enjoyable to figure out random people's esl accounts.


oh gawd no.
please.
not that.
i would just die if someone found out my real name. 'cause then you'll know the name of someone who hangs out naked in her apartment, listening to music, surfing the internet, and dreaming of getting high.
oh. the horror.
rss Cool



Arrow right now i'm listening to: manu chao - santa maradona


but I already know your name.....
just didn't know your internet persona.

Prepare for an onslaught of random verbal assaults when you least
expect it.
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ceesgetdegrees



Joined: 12 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:04 pm    Post subject: Re: high as a freakin' kite!!! Reply with quote

rockstarsmooth wrote:
ceesgetdegrees wrote:
crusher_of_heads wrote:
rockstarsmooth wrote:
i'm not.
but i sure wish i was!
instead i'm sitting here naked in front of my computer listening to very loud music.
what do you wish you were right now?
rss Cool



Arrow right now i'm listening to: front line assembly - floatation


I wish I was in your partment, after the 2nd glass of Merlot...


Stalker alert!


yes!
another stalker!
i only hope s/he's one of the good ones...
rss Cool



Arrow right now i'm listening to: nirvana - on a plain


Ask crazylemongirl.
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IncognitoHFX



Joined: 06 May 2007
Location: Yeongtong, Suwon

PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If only there were mods to clean up useless posts... then I guess this place would be empty Shocked
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rockstarsmooth



Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Location: anyang, baybee!

PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:14 pm    Post subject: Re: high as a freakin' kite!!! Reply with quote

crazy_arcade wrote:
rockstarsmooth wrote:
crazy_arcade wrote:
rockstarsmooth wrote:
i'm not.
but i sure wish i was!
instead i'm sitting here naked in front of my computer listening to very loud music.
what do you wish you were right now?
rss Cool



Arrow right now i'm listening to: front line assembly - floatation


It's really enjoyable to figure out random people's esl accounts.


oh gawd no.
please.
not that.
i would just die if someone found out my real name. 'cause then you'll know the name of someone who hangs out naked in her apartment, listening to music, surfing the internet, and dreaming of getting high.
oh. the horror.
rss Cool



Arrow right now i'm listening to: manu chao - santa maradona


but I already know your name.....
just didn't know your internet persona.

Prepare for an onslaught of random verbal assaults when you least
expect it.


in person presumeably.

or you know, you could launch an onslaught of random verbal compliments. 'cause i like that better.
rss Cool



Arrow right now i'm listening to: iced earth - angel's holocaust
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